簡潔的英語笑話

　　前蘇聯著名作家高爾基說過,“哪裡有人,哪裡就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。小編精心收集了簡單的英語笑話，供大家欣賞學習!

　　簡單的英語笑話篇1

　　And Where Did You Meet Your Wife ?

　　你在哪裡遇到你太太呢?

　　Two acquaintances were in the barber shop getting shaves at the same time.

　　兩個熟識的朋友剛好同時在理髮店內刮鬍子。

　　After the barbers had finished,

　　理髮師刮完他們的鬍子後，

　　each man was asked if he would like some after-shave applied to his skin.

　　兩人都被問到要不要在臉上抹上一些刮鬍子後所使用的香水。

　　"No, no," answered the first man.

　　“不，不，”第一個先生說。

　　"My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse. "

　　“我太太會以為我去過妓院。”

　　"Go ahead," said the other.

　　“我沒關係，”另一個先生說道。

　　"My wife has never been in a whorehouse ! "

　　“我太太從沒在妓院待過!”

　　簡單的英語笑話篇2

　　A Touching Farewell

　　兩個老朋友出外打高爾夫球，

　　Two old friends were out golfing.

　　當他們在一處路旁準備開球時，

　　As they were'preparing to tee off near a road,

　　一列出殯送葬車隊恰巧經過那裡，其中一位朋友脫去帽子放在胸前，

　　a funeral cortege drove by and one of the two friends took off his hat and

　　直到車隊通過後才戴上帽子。

　　held it over his heart until the line of cars had passed.

　　“你這樣做實在很有禮貌，”他的同伴說道。

　　"Well, that was good manners on your part," said his partner.

　　“喔，那隻不過是我最起碼所能做的事了。

　　"Oh, it was the least I could do.

　　畢竟，到下星期二我們結婚就滿三十年了。

　　After all we would have been married thirty years next Tuesday. "

　　簡單的英語笑話篇3

　　Put Yourself in My Place

　　設身處地替人想一想

　　Down on the farm, Mom told Dad to fix the outhouse,

　　某一農場上，老媽要老爸去修理茅房。

　　Dad took a look at the shitter and returned to Morn

　　老爸只瞧了茅房一眼就回來了。

　　"There ain't nothin' wrong with that shithouse, Mom. "

　　“那個茅房什麼問題也沒有啊，孩子的娘。”

　　Mom took Dad back to the out house and stuck his head down in the hole.

　　老媽將老爸帶回茅房，把他的頭塞進茅坑當中。

　　"Hey," said Dad, "my beard',event***">beard is stuck!"

　　“嘿!”老爸說道，“我的鬍子粘住了!”

　　"Aggravatin', ain't it?"

　　“問題嚴重了，是不是呢?”