有關爆笑兒童英文小笑話大全

　　前蘇聯著名作家高爾基說過,“哪裡有人,哪裡就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。小編分享有關爆笑兒童英文小笑話，希望可以幫助大家!

　　有關爆笑兒童英文小笑話：Old photo album

　　A mother and her daughter where looking through an old photo album, when the motherpointed out an old picture of herself and a very handsome, muscular young man with curly auburn hair.

　　"Who's that?" the little girl asked her mother.

　　"That's your father." the mother answered proudly.

　　"Oh...Then who's that fat bald guy who lives with us?"

　　有關爆笑兒童英文小笑話：Scavenger hunt

　　A woman answered her front door and saw a little boy holding a list.

　　"Lady," he explained, "I'm on a scavenger hunt, and I still need three grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone and a piece of used carbon paper to earn a dollar."

　　"Wow," the woman replied. "Who sent you on such a challenging hunt?"

　　"My babysitter's boyfriend."

　　有關爆笑兒童英文小笑話：Ripe tomatoes

　　A small boy was looking at the red ripe tomatoes growing in the farmer's garden.

　　"I'll give you my two pennies for that tomato," said the boy pointing to a beautiful, large, ripe fruit hanging on the vine.

　　"No," said the farmer, "I get a dime for a tomato like that one."

　　The small boy pointed to a smaller green one, "Will you take two pennies for that one?"

　　"Yes," replied the farmer, "I'll give you that one for two cents."

　　"OK," said the lad, sealing the deal by putting the coins in the farmer's hand, "I'll pick it up in about a week."

　　有關爆笑兒童英文小笑話：Ice fishing

　　It was a cold winter day, when an old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line and began waiting for a fish to bite.

　　He was there for almost an hour without even a nibble when a young boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice not too far from the old man and dropped in his fishing line.

　　It only took about a minute and WHAM! a Largemouth Bass hit his hook and the boy pulled in the fish.

　　The old man couldn't believe it but figured it was just luck. But, the boy dropped in his line and again within just a few minutes pulled in another one.

　　This went on and on until finally the old man couldn't take it any more since he hadn't caught a thing all this time.

　　He went to the boy and said, "Son, I've been here for over an hour without even a nibble. You have been here only a few minutes and have caught about half a dozen fish! How do you do it?"

　　The boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm."

　　"What was that?" the old man asked.

　　Again the boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm."

　　"Look," said the old man, "I can't understand a word you are saying."

　　So, the boy spit into his hand and said, "You have to keep the worms warm!"

　　有關爆笑兒童英文小笑話：Pizza coupon

　　Dispatching her ten-year-old son to pick up a pizza, my sister handed him money and a two-dollar coupon.

　　Later he came home with the pizza, and the coupon. When asked to explain, he replied, "Mom, I had enough

　　money. I didn't need the coupon."