短篇對話英文小笑話故事

　　冷笑話是近幾年出現的一個新詞,也是一種出現在我們身邊的不可忽視的新的語言現象。小編精心收集了短篇英文小笑話對話故事，供大家欣賞學習!

　　短篇英文小笑話對話故事篇1

　　Reason of Punishment

　　One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do.

　　The mother exclaimed, But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way, what was it that you didn't do?

　　The little girl replied, My homework.

　　懲罰的原因

　　一天，小女孩從學校回到家裡，對媽媽說：媽媽，今天在學校裡我因為一件我沒有做的事情而受到懲罰。

　　媽媽激動地說：那真是太可怕了!我要跟你的老師好好談一談，對了，你沒有做過的那件事是什麼?

　　小女孩回答說：我的家庭作業。

　　短篇英文小笑話對話故事篇2

　　When Jack bowed to someone, he always did it at lightening speed. You shouldn't wait anylonger after he has had his head nod. So he was blamed for no manners. Then somewarmhearted men taught him, When you bow to somebody next time, you can count 'January,February, March. until December. Then you can lift your body up. Thus, the ceremony will beperfect.

　　傑克給人鞠躬，飛快地一點頭，就算完了。大家都怪他不懂禮貌。於是便有好心的人教他說，下次鞠躬的時候，你就在心裡數：正月、二月、……一直數到十二月為止，然後再直起身來。這樣，禮節就周全了。

　　The next day, he met his uncle, he did as the men told him. The bow was so long that it madehis uncle feel surprised and escaped away soon . When Jack looked up, he found his uncle gone. So he asked the passer, Which month did he go away?

　　第二天，傑克見到他的叔叔，他便如法炮製。這躬鞠得太久，叔叔吃了一驚，趕緊逃開了。傑克抬頭一看，其叔早已不知去向，他便問過路人：我叔叔幾月走的?

　　短篇英文小笑話對話故事篇3

　　Expensive Advice

　　昂貴的建議

　　The doctor finally reached his table at a dinner, after breaking away from a woman who soughtadvice on a health problem.

　　大夫在打發走了一個就健康問題向他諮詢的婦女之後，最後來到餐桌上。

　　"Do you think I should send her a bill?" the doctor asked a lawyer who sat next to him.

　　“你認為我應該向她收費嗎?”大夫問坐在身邊的一個律師。

　　"Why not?" the lawyer replied. "You rendered professional services by giving advice."

　　“有什麼不應該?”律師答道，“你通過提建議提供了職業性服務。”

　　"Thanks," the physician said. "I think I'll do that."

　　“謝謝，”大夫說道，“看來我得這麼做。”

　　When the doctor went to his office the next day to send the bill to the woman, he found aletter from the lawyer. It read:

　　第二天當大夫去辦公室給那位婦女寫賬單時，他收到律師的一封信。信中寫道：

　　"For legal services, $50."

　　“請付法律服務費50美元。”