英語笑話手抄報怎麼做

　　英語是國際經濟、技術、資訊等交流中應用最廣泛的語言，也是我國基礎教育中最主要的外語課程。英語手抄報也是學習英語的一種途徑。下面是小編為大家帶來的，希望大家喜歡。

　　英語笑話手抄報的圖片

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　　英語笑話手抄報的資料

　　一、英語小笑話

　　Things Have Been Okay

　　A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, Mom, the toast is burned.

　　You talked! You talked! Shouted his mother. I'm so happy! But why has it taked this long?

　　Well, up till now, Said the boy, things have been okay.

　　一切都正常

　　一對年輕夫婦有個兒子，已經四歲了，還沒有開口說話，他們對此深感焦慮。他們帶他去找專家診治，但醫生們總覺得他沒有毛病。後來有一天早上吃早餐時，那孩子突然開口了：媽媽，麵包烤焦了。

　　你說話了!你說話了!他母親叫了起來。我太高興了!但為什麼花了這麼長的時間呢?

　　哦，在這之前，那男孩說，一切都很正常。

　　二、看故事學英語

　　do sth by the book

　　鄭人買履

　　A man of the state of Zheng wanted to buy a pair of shoes.

　　從前，鄭國有個人想買雙鞋。

　　He measured his foot and put the measurement on a chair.

　　他量好了自己腳的尺碼，把它放在了椅子上。

　　When he set out for the market,he forgot to bring it along.

　　可當他趕往市集時，卻忘了帶量好的尺碼。

　　It was after he had found the pair he wanted that this occurred to him.

　　他要買鞋時，才想了起來。

　　"I forgot the measurement", said he.

　　他說：“我忘帶尺碼了。”

　　He went home to get it. But when he returned, the market had closed and he did not get his shoes after all.

　　他回家去取量好的尺碼。等他趕回來時，市集已經關了，他還是沒能買到鞋。

　　"Why didn't you try on the shoes with your feet?" He was asked.

　　有人問：“為什麼不用你自己的腳去試一試鞋子呢?”

　　"I'd rather trust the measurement than trust myself."

　　他說：“我寧願相信尺碼也不相信我自己的腳。”

　　三、英語格言

　　1、There is no such thing as a great talent without great will - power.——Balzac

　　沒有偉大的意志力，便沒有雄才大略。——巴爾扎克

　　2、The good seaman is known in bad weather.

　　驚濤駭浪，方顯英雄本色。

　　3、Fear not that the life shall come to an end, but rather fear that it shall never have a beginning.——J.H. Newman

　　不要害怕你的生活將要結束，應該擔心你的生活永遠不會真正開始。——紐曼

　　4、Gods determine what you're going to be.——Julius Erving

　　人生的奮鬥目標決定你將成為怎樣的人。——歐文

　　5、An aim in life is the only fortune worth finding.——Robert Louis Stevenson

　　生活的目標，是唯一值得尋找的財富。-- 史蒂文森

　　6、While there is life there is hope.

　　一息若存，希望不滅。——英國諺語

　　7、Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value.——A. Einstein

　　不要為成功而努力，要為做一個有價值的人而努力。——愛因斯坦

　　8、You have to believe in yourself. That's the secret of success.——Charles Chaplin

　　人必須有自信，這是成功的祕密。——卓別林

　　9、Pursue your object, be it what it will, steadily and indefatigably.

　　不管追求什麼目標，都應堅持不懈。

　　10、We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope.——Mattin Luther King

　　我們必須接受失望，因為它是有限的，但千萬不可失去希望，因為它是無窮的。——馬丁·路德·金