高難度英語腦筋急轉彎及答案

　　外國人的笑點好像和我們的有點不一樣啊，一起看看有什麼不同吧。以下是小編為大家準備的，希望大家喜歡!

　　英語腦筋急轉彎

　　Questions:

　　1.On the way to the bank, Mr. Green met three of his

　　friends.Each of them had his wife with him and each

　　of the ladies had two babies in her arms.How many people

　　are going to the bank

　　格林先生在去銀行的路上碰到三個好朋友,每人都帶了太太,每個

　　太太懷裡都抱著兩個孩子,請問共有多少人前往銀行

　　2.My mother and my father had a baby.It wasn't my brother

　　nor my sister.Who was it

　　我父母生有一個孩子,既非我兄弟亦非我姐妹,這個孩子是誰呢

　　3.Why do birds fly south

　　鳥為何往南飛

　　Keys:

　　1.Only Mr. Green. The other people may not be going to the bank.

　　只有格林先生一人,其他的人不一定去銀行.

　　2.It was me.

　　是我.

　　3.It's too far to walk.

　　走去太遠了.

　　英語繞口令

　　1. i wish i were what i was when i wished i were what i am.

　　2. i wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, i won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

　　3. i wish you were a fish in my dish

　　4. if two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

　　5. if you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.

　　6. it's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in!　　32. little red lorry

　　7. miss smith's fish-sauce shop seldom sells shellfish.

　　8. never trouble about trouble until trouble troubles you!

　　9. nothing is worth thousands of deaths.

　　10. picky people pick peter pan peanut butter. peter pan peanut is the peanut picky people pick.

　　11. ripe white wheat reapers reap ripe white wheat right.

　　12. she said she should sit.

　　13. shut up the shutters and sit in the shop.

　　英語笑話故事：Boondock Baby

　　A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.

　　It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see, while he helped the woman deliver the baby.

　　The child did so, the mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.

　　The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of the baby.

　　"Hit him again," the 5-year-old said. "He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!"