關於超短的英語笑話欣賞

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　　關於超短的英語笑話精選

　　1、Two Blondes

　　Two blondes walk in to a building.

　　You'd think one of them would have seen the building.

　　2、At the Corner

　　she was so blonde she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."

　　3、mosquitos and blondes

　　Q;what's the difference between ablonde and a mosquito? A;when u slap a mosquito it stops sucking.

　　關於超短的英語笑話推薦

　　1、The blonde with two

　　What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Gifted

　　2、brainy blonde

　　What do u call a blonde with 1brain cell? GIFTED! What do u call a blonde with 2brain cells? PREGNANT! What do u call a blonde with 3brain cells? A GOLDEN RETRIEVER!

　　3、Blonde Crossing

　　A blonde walking by the river came across another blonde directly across from her. The first blonde waved to the other and said "hey, how do i get to the other side"? The other blonde answered "You're already on the other side".