關於簡單英文小笑話故事

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　　：Electronics Shop

　　There's this blonde who goes into an electronics shop, and asks the bloke in there if she can buy this TV. But the bloke says Sorry, we dont serve blondes.

　　So she goes away, dyes her hair brown, and goes back. Sorry, we dont serve blondes, the bloke says.

　　So she goes back and dyes her hair ginger, but he still tells her they dont serve blondes.

　　Sooooo, she goes back yet again, but dyes her hair black. Again, she asks if she can buy the TV, but yet again, she cant get served.

　　Look, she says, how can you tell i'm a blonde, even tho i've dyed my hair???

　　Soory lady, thats a microwave!!!!

　　：once a blonde always a blonde

　　A blonde dyed her hair to red one day, then she takes a walk down the road and comes upon a farm. She walks up to the fenced yard where the farmer is counting his sheeps. The farmer said hello and that if she guessed how many he had, then she can keep one. The blonde thought it was a great idea, so she starts counting in her head. She finally guessed 26, which was RIGHT!!! The farmer was amazed, but he kept his word. She climbed over the fence and back with the animal in her arms. The farmer takes one look at her and the animal and says, " If I guess what natural hair color you have, can i have my dog back?"

　　：Blonde Crossing

　　A blonde walking by the river came across another blonde directly across from her. The first blonde waved to the other and said "hey, how do i get to the other side"? The other blonde answered "You're already on the other side".

　　：Plane trip to New York

　　There was a blonde sitting on a plane in first class seats with an economy class ticket. The flight attendant asked to check her ticket.

　　'Excuse me' she said 'you only have an economy class ticket but you are sitting in first class. Could you please move to your allocated seat.'

　　The blonde was very stubborn and said 'Im blonde and beautiful and I'm going to New York.'

　　So the flight attendant went to another flight attendant and told her the problem. Her answer was the same.

　　'Im blonde and beautiful and Im going to new york.'

　　This went on throught 4 other flight attendants.

　　Finally they went to the captain and told him the problem.

　　He said 'I can handle this' and went to talk to her.

　　Hw whispered something in her ear and she got up and ran to economy class.

　　All the flight attendatns were shocked and they asked him how he did it.

　　He said 'I told her first class wasn't going to New York.'

　　：Tracks

　　A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head all go hunting together. Then they decide to all go their separate ways. When they all come back, the brunette had shot a rabbit.

　　The other 2 ask "How'd you do that?"

　　She says: "Well, I followed some tracks,and BOOM, I got a rabbit."

　　The red-head had came back with a deer. The blond & brunette ask "How'd you do that?" She says:"Well, I follwed some tracks and BOOM, I got a deer."

　　The blonde comes back all beat up and bloody, without any game. They ask "HOW'D YOU DO THAT?!?" And she says: "Well I followed some tracks, and BOOM, I got hit by a train"

　　THE END