簡單兒童英語小笑話帶翻譯

　　雞蛋在哪裡Where is the egg?

　　 you make a sentence with the word "egg"?

　　 ate a piece of cake yesterday.

　　 where is the “egg"?

　　Student:In the cake,Sir.

　　雞蛋在哪裡?

　　老師：你能用“雞蛋”一詞造句嗎?

　　學生：可以。我昨天吃了一塊蛋糕。

　　老師：“雞蛋”在哪?

　　學生：在蛋糕裡，先生

　　猴子撈月

　　One day,a little monkey is playing by the well.

　　一天，有隻小猴子在井邊玩兒。

　　He looks in the well and shouts;

　　它往井裡一瞧，高喊道：

　　“Oh!My god!The moon has fallen into the well!”

　　“噢!我的天!月亮掉到井裡頭啦!”

　　An older monkeys runs over, takes a look,and says,

　　一隻大猴子跑來一看，說，

　　“Goodness me!The moon is really in the water!”

　　“糟啦!月亮掉在井裡頭啦!”

　　And olderly monkey comes over.

　　老猴子也跑過來。

　　He is very surprised as well and cries out;

　　他也非常驚奇，喊道：

　　“The moon is in the well.”

　　“糟了，月亮掉在井裡頭了!”

　　A group of monkeys run over to the well.

　　一群猴子跑到井邊來，

　　They look at the moon in the well and shout:

　　他們看到井裡的月亮，喊道：

　　“The moon did fall into the well!Come on!Let’get it out!”

　　“月亮掉在井裡頭啦!快來!讓我們把它撈起來!”

　　Then,the oldest monkey hangs on the tree up side down ,with his feet on the branch.

　　然後，老猴子倒掛在大樹上，

　　And he pulls the next monkey’s feet with his hands.

　　拉住大猴子的腳，

　　All the other monkeys follow his suit,

　　其他的猴子一個個跟著，

　　And they join each other one by one down to the moon in the well.

　　它們一隻連著一隻直到井裡。

　　Just before they reach the moon,the oldest monkey raises his head and happens to see the moon in the sky.

　　正好他們摸到月亮的時候，老猴子抬頭髮現月亮掛在天上呢。

　　He yells excitedly “Don’t be so foolish!The moon is still in the sky!”

　　它興奮地大叫：“別蠢了!月亮還好好地掛在天上呢!”

　　湯姆是個小孩

　　Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again. After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket. But a girl asks him,“Why do you buy so many tickets? How many friends do you meet?” “No, I have no friends here, but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket.”

　　湯姆是個小孩， 他才7歲。 當他去電影院的時候。那時他第一次去。他買了張票進去了。 但沒過兩三分鐘他就出來了，然後買了第二張票又進去了。 幾分鐘後他又出來買了第三張票。 接著兩三分鐘後他又出來買票。 一個女的問她，“你為什麼要買那麼多票啊? 你見到了幾個朋友?" "沒有， 我裡面沒朋友， 但是每當我進門的時候一位大的女人老把我的票給剪了"