少兒英語幽默小笑話翻譯

　　笑話是一個漢語詞彙，拼音是xiào hua，意思是引人發笑的話或事情，下面小編今天就給大家分享一下英語的笑話給大家看看，一起來笑一笑吧

　　誤會

　　Mark’s favorite cup is broken, and he feels unhappy. Susan sees and asks him, “ You look sad. What’s the matter?”

　　Mark says, “There is something wrong with my cup.”

　　Susan says, “Don’t worry. I can repair it.”

　　Mark feels surprised and asks, “Repair? You can repair it? You?”

　　“Yes. Believe me! Where is it?” Susan answers.

　　“Here. My cup is broken. Are you sure you can repair it?” Mark takes out his cuo.

　　誤會

　　馬克最喜歡的杯子了，他很不開心。蘇珊看見了就問他：“你看上去不太開心。怎麼了?”

　　蘇珊說：“別擔心。我會補好它的。”

　　馬克聽了感到奇怪，就問她：“補?你會補?真的嗎?”

　　“沒錯。相信我。在哪裡呢?”蘇珊說。

　　“這兒。我的cup破了。你確信補好它嗎?”馬克拿出了杯子。

　　“cup? 你以為是cap.”蘇珊說道。說完他倆都笑了。

　　說謊

　　Tell a lie

　　Mom: "Which banana do you want, Victor?"

　　Victor: "I want that one of the greatest."

　　Mom: "Victor, you should be polite, to have that little one."

　　Victor: "Mom, I must lie to be polite?"

　　媽媽：“你要哪一隻香蕉，維克多?”

　　維克多：“我要那隻最大的。”

　　媽媽：“維克多，你應該懂禮貌，要那隻小的。”

　　維克多：“媽媽，難道懂禮貌就必須說謊嗎?”

　　我不想爭論

　　I Don't Like an Argument 我不想爭論

　　Gerald, asked the teacher, what is the shape of the earth?

　　It's round, answered Gerald.

　　How do you know it's round? continued the teacher.

　　All right, it's square then, he replied, I really don't feel like getting into an argument about it!

　　傑拉爾德，老師問：地球是什麼形狀?

　　是圓形的，傑拉爾德回答道。

　　你怎麼知道是圓的?老師又問。

　　好吧，那它是方的，學生回答說：我可不想與你爭論這件事情。