有趣的英文小笑話和幽默故事

　　笑話能反映出一個民族的價值系統及其對周圍世界肯定和否定的態度。小編整理了有趣的英文小笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　有趣的英文小笑話篇一

　　A competition which subject is on giving up drinking is proceeding. One of lecturers says excitedly, " Alcohol can break down conjugal***婚姻的*** relation, even cause your wife to leave you… "A man shouts out at the news, "Give me another bottle of Brandy."

　　以戒酒為主題的演講比賽正在進行，一個演講者動情地說：“酒精可以破壞夫妻關係，甚至導致妻子離開自己的丈夫……”這時一個男人大聲喊：“再來一瓶白蘭地!”

　　有趣的英文小笑話篇二

　　Customer: Waiter, I can't find any oysters in this oyster stew.

　　顧客：服務員，我這個牡蠣燉菜裡怎麼沒有牡蠣?

　　Waiter: Well, you wouldn't expect to find any angels in an angel food cake, would you?

　　服務員：是啊，你不會指望在天使蛋糕裡發現天使吧?

　　有趣的英文小笑話篇三

　　A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but itdoesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact,I've farted***放屁*** at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I wasfarting because they don't smell and are silent."

　　有位小老太太去看醫生：“醫生，我有愛放屁的毛病。其實也不是大問題，只是我放屁不臭而且沒聲音。事實上，我在這裡已經放了20多個屁，但是你並不知道對吧，因為我的屁不臭，而且還沒聲音。”

　　The doctor says, "I see. Here's a prescription. Take these pills 3 times a day for seven daysand come back to see me next week."The next week the lady goes back.

　　醫生說：“好的，我明白了。吃這個藥片，一天三次連續吃七天，下星期你再來。”

　　"Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts ... although stillsilent... stink terribly."The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses***鼻竇*** ,let's start working on your hearing."

　　一星期後老太太來了，“醫生，你到底給的我什麼藥，現在我放屁還是沒聲音，但是怎麼這麼臭!”醫生說：“太好了!你的嗅覺正常了，現在開始治聽覺。”

　　有趣的英文小笑話篇四

　　In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing baby.The gentleman kept repeating softly, "Don't get excited, Albert; don't scream, Albert; don'tyell, Albert; keep calm, Albert."

　　一個人在超市裡推著購物車，一個小孩子在車裡不停的大吵大叫。推車的男人一直溫柔地念叨著：”別激動，阿爾伯特，別嚷出來，阿爾伯特，別叫，阿爾伯特，冷靜，阿爾伯特。"

　　A woman standing next to him said, "You certainly are to be commended for trying to sootheyour son, Albert."The man looked at her and said, "Lady, I'm Albert."

　　站在他旁邊的一位女士對他說道：“您能這樣安慰您的兒子阿爾伯特真的讓我們感到很不容易。”男人看著那位女士說：“太太，我是阿爾伯特。