經典英語笑話故事大全

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　　經典英語笑話故事：Religious Mother

　　Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.

　　The first Catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father."

　　The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him, "Your Grace."

　　The third Catholic mother says, "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, "Your Eminence."

　　Since the fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence, the first three women give her this subtle, "Well?"

　　So she replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2", hard-bodied dancer. When he walks into a room, people say, "Oh my God!"

　　經典英語笑話故事：An Embarrassing Mistake

　　A drunken man staggered into a Catholic church, sat down in the Confessional and said nothing. The priest is waiting and waiting and waiting.

　　The priest coughs to attract the drunk man's attention, but still the man says nothing.

　　The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.

　　Finally the drunk replies, "No use knockin,' pal. There's no paper."

　　經典英語笑話故事：Knows To Pray

　　As the storm raged, the captain realized his ship was sinking fast. He called out, "Anyone here know how to pray?"

　　One man stepped forward. "Aye, Captain, I know how to pray."

　　"Good," said the captain, "you pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets - we're one short."

　　經典英語笑話故事：Living Longer

　　A man went to see his Rabbi and said, "Rabbi, if I give up drinking, partying all night, chasing the opposite sex and start coming to Synagogue regularly instead, will I live longer?"

　　"No," the Rabbi replied, "It will just feel longer."

　　經典英語笑話故事：Leaving The Convent

　　In the convent a young nun went to see the mother superior.

　　"Mother, I want to quit the veil."

　　"But why, my child?"

　　"To become a prostitute."

　　"What? What are you saying?"

　　"I said I want to become a prostitute, mother."

　　"Oh, you had me worried. I thought you said protestant!"