趣味英語笑話

　　笑話應該是指一個短的段子或故事 ,末尾處有一個精彩的話鋒一轉 急轉彎或妙語。下面是小編帶來的經典閱讀，歡迎閱讀!

　　經典閱讀篇一

　　I Made Granny Glad

　　A teacher is telling her students the importance of making others glad. “Now, children,” she says“Did you make someone else glad?”

　　“Please, teacher,” says a small boy, “I made someone glad yesterday.”

　　“Well done. Who was that?” The teacher says.

　　“My granny.” The boy says.

　　“Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad.” The teacher says.

　　“I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her for three hours. Then I said to her, ‘Granny, I’m going home.’ And she said, “well. I’m glad!”

　　我讓奶奶高興了

　　一位教師正在對學生將使人高興的重要性。“聽著，孩子們，”他說：“你們曾讓別人高興過嗎?”

　　“我，老師，”一個男孩子說，“昨天我就使別人高興過。”

　　“做得好。是誰呢?”老師說。

　　“我奶奶。”小男孩說。

　　“好孩子。現在告訴我們，你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的?”老師問道。

　　“是這樣的，老師。昨天我去看她，在她那兒呆了3個小時。然後我對她說：“奶奶，我要回家了。”她說：“啊，我很高興。”

　　經典閱讀篇二

　　Lord Ye’s Love of the Dragon

　　There is a young man, Lord Ye. He likes dragons vey much. He draws many dragons in his house. The house becomes a world of dragon.

　　A red dragon hears of Lord Ye, and is deeply moved. He wants to visit Lord Ye and makes a friend with him.

　　“Hi, Mr. Ye! Nice to meet you,” the real dragon comes to visit Mr. Ye runs away as fast he can. “Oh, my God! Help! Help!” he runs and shouts.”

　　葉公好龍

　　有個年輕人，姓葉，非常喜歡龍.他在屋裡裡面了許多許多龍。這屋子都快成了龍的世界。

　　一龍真龍聽說了葉公的事，很受感動，就想去拜訪葉公，和他交個朋友。

　　“嘿。葉先生!很高興見到你。”這條真龍拜訪葉先生了。可是葉先生飛快地逃了。忒邊跑邊喊：“啊，我的天啊!救命!救命!”

　　經典閱讀篇三

　　Adding Eyes to a Dragon

　　Mr. Li is a good painter. One day he draws a beautiful dragon without eyes.

　　Mr. Zhou looks at the picture and says, “The dragon has no eyes. It isn’t a good picture.”

　　But Mr. Li smiles and says, “If I add eyes to the dragon, it will fly away.”

　　Mr. Zhou shakes head and says, “You are boasting. I don’t believe you.”

　　Mr. Li isn’t angry. He holds the paintbrush and adds eyes to the dragon. Woe! The dragon really flies.

　　畫龍點睛

　　李先生是位很好的畫家。一天畫了一條栩栩如生的龍，但是這隻龍沒有眼睛。

　　周先生見了說：“這條龍沒有眼睛。這不算一張好畫。”

　　可是李先生笑著說：“如果我給它加上眼睛，它就會飛走了。”

　　周先生搖頭說：“你吹牛。我不相信。”

　　李先生也不生氣，只是拿起筆給龍點上眼睛。哇!龍真的飛走了。

　　經典閱讀篇四

　　Covering One’s Ears While Stealing a Bell

　　Mr. Wang thinks he is clever, but he always does foolish things.

　　One day he sees a beautiful bell at the top of a door. “Oh! How nice! I will take it home.” He thinks, “What can I do?” After a while he has a “good” idea. “Aha! I have an idea now. I can plug my ears. Then I will not hear the ring when I take off the bell.”

　　Then he does so. But as soon as he takes off the bell, the owner opens the door. “What ate you doing?” the owner says angrily.

　　掩耳盜鈴

　　王先生總以為自己很聰明，實際上他總幹傻事。

　　一天，他看見一戶人家的門頭有個很漂亮的鈴鐺。“啊，真漂亮啊!我要把它拿回家去。”他自言自語道：“我該怎麼做呢?”過了一會兒他想到了一個“好”主意。“啊哈!我有辦法了!我把耳朵堵上，拿鈴鐺的時候就聽不見鈴聲了。”

　　於是他就這樣做了。可是他剛拿下鈴鐺，屋子的主人就開啟門，怒氣衝衝地說：“你在幹什麼?”

　　經典閱讀篇五

　　Adding Feet to a Snake

　　One day, Mr. Lion holds a party. Many animals come and drink a lot of wine. At last there is a pot of wine. Who can drink it? They drink out an idea and decide to have a match-Draw a snake. If you finish first, you can get it.

　　Soon Mr.Wolf finishes drawing. “Yeah, I’ve finished. I’m No.1,” he says. But he draws again and says, “Oh, let me add feet and my snake.” At the time, Mr. Gorilla also finishes. He takes away the pot of wine and drinks, then he says, “That isn’t a snake. Snakes have no feet. I get the wine.”

　　畫蛇添足

　　一天， 獅子先生舉行一場聚會，許多動物都來了，他們喝很多酒。最後只剩一壺酒了。讓誰喝呢?它們想了想，有個主意。它們比賽畫蛇，誰最快畫好，誰就喝這壺酒。

　　不一會，狼先生畫好了。“哈，我畫好了，我是第一個。”它說。可是它又畫了起來，它還說：“再給它加幾隻腳吧。”這是猩猩先生也畫好了。它拿起那酒壺喝起來。一邊喝一邊說：“那不是蛇，蛇是沒有腳的，我贏了這壺酒。”