關於食物的英語笑話

　　下面是小編整理的，以供大家學習參考。

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　　Vegetarianism

　　A man was talking to his friends about why he was a vegetarian.

　　"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals," he said, "I'm a vegetarian because I HATE plants!"

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　　Balance diet

　　Q:What is a balance diet?

　　A:The same amont of cokies in each hand!

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　　A sausage is locked in the fridge

　　Feel very cold, and then looked at the nearby of another root, had a little comfort, said: "see you were frozen into this, are covered in ice!" Results the root said: "I'm sorry, I'm popsicles."

　　一個香腸被關在冰箱裡

　　感覺很冷,然後看身邊的另一根,有了點安慰,說：“看你都凍成這樣了,全身都是冰!”結果那根說：“對不起，我是冰棒。”

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　　A：Guess what I am eating!

　　B:What?

　　A:I'm eating nuts.

　　B:Oh,yes,you are what you eat.

　　you are what you eat是中文吃啥補啥的意思。

　　A在吃nuts，B說：你就是你吃的東西。

　　那麼B的意思是說A是nuts了

　　nuts在口語裡是瘋子的意思。

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　　Good Boy

　　Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

　　"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

　　"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

　　"She is the one who sells the candy."

　　好孩子

　　小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。

　　“昨天給你的錢幹什麼了?”

　　“我給了一個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說。 “你真是個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說。“再給你兩分錢。可你為什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢?”

　　“她是個賣糖果的。”