幽默英語笑話帶翻譯閱讀

　　笑話是民族文化及社會生活中不可缺少的一環,從古至今都擁有廣大的受眾,深受人們喜愛。小編精心收集了幽默英語笑話帶翻譯，供大家欣賞學習!

　　幽默英語笑話帶翻譯：上帝的一秒鐘與一百萬

　　A man goes to church and starts talking to God.

　　He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny".

　　Then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second".

　　Then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"

　　一男子進入教堂和上帝對話。

　　他問：“主啊, 一百萬美元對你意味著多少?”上帝回答：“一便士。”

　　男子又問：“那一百萬年呢?”上帝說：“一秒鐘。”

　　最後男子請求道:“上帝，我能得到一便士嗎?”上帝回答:“過一秒鐘。”

　　幽默英語笑話帶翻譯：Looking for a companion

　　A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate: "I want a companion who is smalland cute, loves water sports and enjoys group activities. "

　　Back came the answer: "Marry a penguin. "

　　尋找伴侶

　　一個單身漢要電腦為他找個完美的伴侶：“我要找一個嬌小可愛的、喜愛水上運動又喜歡群體活動的伴侶。”

　　回答是：“娶一隻企鵝吧。”

　　幽默英語笑話帶翻譯：羅浮宮著火,先救哪幅畫?

　　A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out inthe Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?"

　　一份報紙組織了一場競賽，為下面的問題徵集最佳答案：“如果盧浮宮起了火，而你只能救出一幅畫，你將救出哪一幅?”

　　The winning reply was: "The one nearest the exit."

　　獲獎的答案是：“最接近門口的那一幅。”

　　幽默英語笑話帶翻譯：He is really somebody!

　　" My uncle has 1000 men under him."

　　"He is really somebody. What does he do?"

　　"A maintenance man in a cemetery. "

　　他真是一個大人物!

　　“我叔叔下面有1000個人。”

　　“他真是一個大人物。幹什麼的?”

　　“墓地守墓人。”