英文經典小笑話的集錦
英文裡面有不少的笑話,所以小編今天就給大家帶來了英語的笑話,有時間來看看吧
英語笑話一
What has a head, a tail, and no body?
什麼有頭、有尾,但是沒有身體?
A coin!
硬幣。
英語笑話二
Expensive Price 昂貴的代價
Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.
Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.
Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.
牙科醫生:對不起,夫人,為給您的兒子拔牙,我得收二十五美元。
母親:二十五美元!可是我知道您拔一顆牙只要五美元呀?
牙科醫生:是的。但是您兒子這麼大聲地叫喚,他都嚇跑四位病人了
英語笑話三
夢想Dream
The school of agriculture's dean of admissions was interviewing a prospective student. "Why have you chosen this career?" he asked.
"I dream of making a million dollars in farming, like my father," the student replied.
"Your father made a million dollars in farming?" echoed the impressed dean.
"No," replied the applicant. "But he always dreamed of it.
農校的招生辦主任在面試一個上線的學生,“你為何要選擇這個職業?”他問。 “我夢想以經營農場來賺一百萬元,就像我父親一樣。”這個學生回答說。 “你父親經營農場賺了一百萬元?”主任驚詫地問道。
“沒有,”這位申請人回答道,“他總是夢想著賺到這個數目。”
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