妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事

General 更新 2024年12月23日

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  1:你太晚了 You are too late

  On a bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket.

  "sorry," he said to the pickpocket, "you are too late. MY wife did it before you."

  在公共汽車上,有個人發現小偷把手伸到了他的口袋裡o

  "對不起,"他對小偷說,"你太晚了,我妻子在你之前就做過同樣的事情了。”

  2:What is your offense 你做了什麼壞事

  It was the Christmas season and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, “What is your offense?”

  “I did my Christmas shopping early this year,” cried the prisoner.

  “There's nothing wrong with that,” said the Judge. How early were you doing this shopping?”

  “Before the store opened, ”answered the prisoner.

  聖誕佳節到來,法官心情愉悅地問犯人:“你做了什麼壞事啊?”

  “我今年聖誕節購物早了些”犯人回答。

  “這麼做沒錯啊,”法官說:“到底多早之前啊?“

  “商店開門之前“犯人答道。

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