妙趣橫生的英語笑話

　　Problem with gas       放屁的問題

　　A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, ¨Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never small and are always silent.

　　As a matter Of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know l was farting because they don't smell and are silent.” The doctor says, ¨I see, Here's aprescription.

　　有位小老太太去看醫生，她對醫生說：”醫生，我有愛放屁的毛病。其實也不是大問題，因為我放屁不臭而且沒聲音。

　　事實上，自從我進了你辦公室後，已經放了至少20個屁了，但是你並不知道對吧，因為我的屁不臭，而且還沒聲音。"醫生說：“好的，我明白了。

　　Take these piles 3 times a day for seven days and come back to see me next week." The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, ¨I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts…although still silent... stink terribly.

　　The doctor says, “Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's start working on your hearing."

　　吃這個藥片，一天三次連續吃七天，下星期你再來。一個星期後，老太太來了，¨醫生，你到底給的我什麼藥，現在我放屁還是沒聲音。

　　但是怎麼這麼臭"醫生說：太好了!既然你的嗅覺正常了，門開始治聽覺吧。¨