好笑的英語笑話帶翻譯

　　幽默和笑話在人們的日常生活中隨處可見,起著重要的作用。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　Kate: "Do we close the door every day?"

　　凱特：“媽媽，我們每天關門嗎?”

　　Mum: "Certainly."

　　媽媽：“當然關了。”

　　Kate: "How can my dream come true?"

　　凱特：“那我的夢怎麼能進來呢?”

　　篇二

　　爺爺給我付賬

　　Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"

　　"Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with a smirk. "That's fine," said the girl. "I'll take ten yards."

　　With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly held it out.

　　The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer standing beside her, and smiled, "Grandpa will pay the bill."

　　一個漂亮的女孩走到百貨公司的布料櫃檯，說：“我想要買這種料子來做一條新裙子，多少錢?”

　　“每碼只需要一個吻。”男售貨員說著，帶著奸笑的表情“很好，”女孩說，“我要十碼。”

　　帶著期待的表情，售貨員很快地量好了布料，包裹好，一臉奸笑地送了過來。

　　女孩很快收起了包裹，微笑著指向了一個站在她身邊的老頭：“爺爺給我付賬。”

　　篇三

　　“How much is the movie ticket?"

　　“電影票多少錢一張?”

　　"Ten kops, kid."

　　“10戈比，孩子。”

　　"I only have five kops. Please let me in. I'll see it only with one eye."

　　“我只有5戈比。請讓我進去吧。我只用一隻眼睛看。”

　　篇四

　　“Mama, do people change from monkeys?"

　　“媽媽，人是從猴子變過來的嗎?”

　　"Yeah."

　　“是的。”

　　"Oh, no wonder monkeys are getting fewer and fewer."

　　“噢，難怪猴子越來越少了。”

　　篇五

　　Younger Brother: "How timid the sun is!"

　　弟弟：“太陽多麼膽小!”

　　Elder Brother: "Why do you think so?"

　　哥哥：“你為什麼這樣想?”

　　Younger Brother: "Because it only dares to come out in the daytime."

　　弟弟：“因為它只有白天才敢出來。”