好笑的英語笑話一大筐

　　笑話偶爾也給人以啟示,並上升到哲理層面,引發人們深層次的思考。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　Give and take

　　給予與提取

　　My friend's preparations for a visit from her children included a trip to the bank. Waiting in line at the teller's window, she lamented to the middle-aged man behind' her,"My children are in their 20's，and I'm still giving them money. When does it end?"

　　我的朋友為其子女的光臨做著一些準備工作。這些工作當然包括要到銀行去一超。當她在出納員的窗外排隊等候時，她對她身後的一位中年男子說:“我的孩子們都20多歲了，可我仍然得給他們錢。這種事什麼時候才算完呢?”

　　"I'm not sure，"the man replied while glancing uncomfortably at a paper in his hand，"but I`m not the one to ask. I'm here to deposit a check my mother gave me."

　　“我可不知道。”那位男子邊回答邊不安地看著手裡拿著的那張紙。“我可不是你該問的人，我到這兒是來支取我媽媽給我的支票的。”

　　篇二

　　The Third Operation 第三次手術

　　The patient was recovering after an operation. His friend came to visit him and asked how he was getting along.

　　一位病人做完一個手術回到病房，他的朋友來看望他並問他感覺怎麼樣。

　　"Well," the patient began, "after my first operation they had to cut me open again. The doctor had to take out the sponge left in me." "But you got over it all right?"

　　“哎，”這位病人說，“第一次手術後他們又給我開了一刀，因為醫生要取出忘在我體內的紗布.”“但是你挺過來了?”

　　"Oh, yes. Only I had another operation yesterday. They found that they had operated on the wrong part."

　　“噢，是的，只是他們昨天又給我開了一刀，因為他們發現開刀開錯了地方。”

　　"Thank God. You're all right now, though," the friend said encouragingly.

　　“感謝上帝，你現在總算沒事了 。”朋友安慰他說。

　　At that time the doctor came in saying, "Has anyone seen my hat around here? I left it somewhere yesterday."

　　正在這時醫生進來說：“誰在這兒看見我的帽子了?我昨天把它忘在什麼地方了。

　　篇三

　　Tooth extraction 拔牙

　　"I'm sorry, Madam, but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth."

　　“對不起，夫人，為您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”

　　"Twenty dollars! Why, I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!"

　　“20美元!為什麼?不是說好只要4美元。”

　　"Yes, but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office."

　　“是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四個病人嚇跑了。

　　篇四

　　Little Johnny asked his grandma how old she was.

　　小約翰問他奶奶多大了

　　Grandma answered, "39 and holding."

　　奶奶回答說：“要比39歲大。”

　　Johnny thought for a moment, and then said, "And how old would you be if you let go?"

　　約翰想了一會兒，然後說：“如果你放開了，你會有多大?”