關於爆笑的英文小笑話

　　笑話一般比較短小,喜劇性很強,普遍存在於人們的日常生活中。笑話的娛樂作用可以減輕人的心理壓力,促進身體健康。小編分享，希望可以幫助大家!

　　：You are too late

　　On a bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket.

　　"sorry," he said to the pickpocket, "you are too late. MY wife did it before you."

　　在公共汽車上，有個人發現小偷把手伸到了他的口袋裡o

　　"對不起,"他對小偷說，"你太晚了，我妻子在你之前就做過同樣的事情了。”

　　：放屁的問題

　　A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, ¨Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never small and are always silent.

　　有位小老太太去看醫生，她對醫生說：”醫生，我有愛放屁的毛病。其實也不是大問題，因為我放屁不臭而且沒聲音。

　　As a matter Of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know l was farting because they don't smell and are silent.” The doctor says, ¨I see, Here's aprescription.

　　事實上，自從我進了你辦公室後，已經放了至少20個屁了，但是你並不知道對吧，因為我的屁不臭，而且還沒聲音。"醫生說：“好的，我明白了。

　　Take these piles 3 times a day for seven days and come back to see me next week." The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, ¨I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts…although still silent... stink terribly.

　　吃這個藥片，一天三次連續吃七天，下星期你再來。一個星期後，老太太來了，¨醫生，你到底給的我什麼藥，現在我放屁還是沒聲音。

　　The doctor says, “Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's start working on your hearing."

　　但是怎麼這麼臭"醫生說：太好了!既然你的嗅覺正常了，門開始治聽覺吧。¨

　　：那就更糟了

　　 didn't you shout for help when you were robbed Of your watch?

　　警察：有人搶你的手錶時，你為什麼不呼救呢?

　　Man: lf I had opened my mouth,they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.

　　男子：要是我張口的話，他們就會發現我的四顆金牙。那就更糟了。

　　：迷信

　　Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, ¨I hear sirens. Jump!"

　　兩個盜賊在一家旅館偷東西。第一個說：¨我聽到警報響了，快跳吧!”

　　The second one said, ¨But we're on the 13th floor!”

　　第二個說：¨但是我們在13層啊!"

　　The first one screamed back, ¨This is no time to be superstrtiousl!

　　第一個朝他大喊道：¨都什麼時候了，還這麼迷信!¨