簡單易懂的英文小笑話

　　笑話是幽默的一種形式,玩笑的目的就是逗樂、引人笑。下面是小編精心收集的，希望大家喜歡!

　　篇一

　　On our way to a wedding in Vermont, my husband and I realized we had forgotten our camera. We stopped at a general store and, hoping to purchase a cheap,disposable model. Sal asked the owner, ¨Do you have any of those throwaway cameras?

　　在前往威蒙特參加一個婚禮的路上，我和丈夫意識到我們忘了帶照相機。我們在一家百貨商店門前停了下來，希望能夠買到一種便宜的，一次性照相機。薩爾問店主：“你們有那種用了就扔的照相機嗎?”

　　"Look,fella," replied the owner, "I don't care what you do with it after you buy it."

　　“我說，小夥子，”店主回答說，”我可不管你買了之後怎麼處理它。”

　　篇二

　　A young man came home from work and found his bride upset. "I feel terrible, " she said. "I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers.”

　　一位年輕的丈夫下班回到家裡，發現新娘心煩意亂。“我心裡太難受了，她說，我在給你熨西裝時把褲子的臀部燒了個大洞。 ”

　　"Forget It,n"said her husband. "Remember that l've got an extra pair of pants for that suit.

　　“沒事兒，”丈夫安慰她說，你忘了我這套衣服有兩條褲子。

　　"Yes,”said the woman.cheering up. "And it's luckY you have.I used another pants to patch the hole."

　　”是的，“妻子高興地說，幸虧你還有一條，我後來就用它來補了這個洞了。

　　篇三

　　ceo: "my wife made a millionaire out of me."

　　ceo：我妻子使我成為百萬富翁。

　　assistant: "what were you before?“

　　助手：以前你是什麼?

　　ceo:”a multimillionaire.“

　　ceo：千萬宣翁。

　　篇四

　　I was accompanying my husband on a business trip. He carried his portable computer with him, and the guard at the airport gate asked him to open the case. It was locked, and the man waited patiently as my embarrassed spouse struggled to remember the combination. At last he succeeded.

　　我陪丈夫一起出差，他帶著他的膝上型電腦。到了機場出口處時， 有位檢查員要他開啟包。但是包鎖上了，機場工作人員耐心地等著我那窘迫的丈夫設法回想起暗鎖的密碼。最後他終於想起來了。

　　“Why are you so nervous?"I asked him.

　　”你為什麼那麼緊張呢?“我問他。

　　"The numbers are the date of our annivorsary.my husband confessed.

　　“密碼是我們的結婚紀念日。”他承認道”

　　
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