生活幽默英語故事

　　在日常繁忙的生活，也不要忘記了放鬆自己。下面小編為大家帶來，希望大家喜歡!

　　：我為媽媽煮了一杯茶

　　Have you notlced that children sometimes tyr to be helpful,but lt makes vour life more complicated? This story is about a sick mother whose darUng daughter want to be a good nurse.

　　不知道你注意到沒有，孩子們有時想幫你的忙，但卻讓你的生活更加複雜。下面是一位患病的母親，她可愛的女兒想好好照顧她的故事。

　　A:Mummy,let me fluff the pillow fo you

　　媽媽，讓我把枕頭給你抖鬆。

　　B:OK.

　　好吧。

　　A:Mummy,here is a magazine you can read it.

　　媽媽，這是本雜誌，你可以看看它。

　　B:OK.Thank you!

　　好吧。謝謝你。

　　A:Mumrny,I make a cup of tea for you,here vou are.

　　媽媽，我為你煮了一杯茶，給你。

　　B:***Drinking*** Why.vou are auch sweetheafi,I didn't know you could make tea.

　　***喝茶***真是好女兒，我不知道休還會煮茶。

　　A:Oh.yes.I put the tea leaves in the water like you do,and I boiled it.and then I strained it into a cup.But I couldn't find a strainer, so I used the flyswatter.

　　哦，是的，我像你那樣把茶葉放在水中，煮開，然後我把它過濾到水杯裡。但是我找不到過濾器，我就用了蒼蠅拍。

　　B:You what?

　　你用了什麼?

　　A:Oh,don'l worry,Mummy.I didn't use the new flyswatter.I used the old one.

　　哦，別擔心，媽媽。我沒用新的蒼蠅拍，我用的是舊的。

　　：迷情酒吧

　　In England nobody under the age of eighteen is allowed to drink in a public bar. One day, Mr.Tomposon and his son who had his eigh-teenth birthday go to a public bar.

　　英格蘭，不滿18歲是不允許到酒館喝酒的，一天湯普森在他兒子18歲生日那天，帶著他去了酒館。

　　A:You are so strict that you never took me here before, Daddy.

　　爸爸，你太嚴格了，以前你從不帶我來這裡。

　　B:Because you were not old enough.

　　因為你還不夠大。

　　A:I see.

　　我知道。

　　***After half an hour.半小時以後。***

　　B:Now, Tom,1 want to teach you a useful lesson. You must alway s be careful not to drink too much.

　　湯姆，現在我給你上一課。你必須注意永遠不要喝得過多。

　　A:Can I know when I have had enough?

　　我怎麼才能知道我喝夠了呢?

　　B:Well,I'll tell you.Do you see those two lights at the end o fthe bar?When they seem to have become four, you've had enough and should go home.

　　聽著，你看見酒館那頭的兩盞燈了嗎?當那兒的燈變成四盞的時候，你就喝夠了，該回家了。

　　A:But Dad,I can only see one light at the end of the bar.

　　可是，爸爸，我只看見那兒有一盞燈呀。

　　：霓裳炫影

　　When a village fool blossomed out all of a sudden in new clothes,the neighbors wondered at his property.

　　村子裡的白痴突然發了大財，穿上了新衣服，鄰居們對他的暴富感到很驚奇。

　　A:What's happened to you?

　　你做了什麼事?

　　B:1 won the first prize in the lottery.

　　我中了頭彩。

　　A:How did you come to guess the luck number?

　　你是怎麼猜中幸運號碼的?

　　B:Well, three times running I dreamed of seven; so I figured it out that three times seven are twenty-four, and I bought ticket number 24 I won the first prize.

　　哦，我做夢夢見了7這個號碼三次。於是我算出7的3倍是24.於是我買了號碼是24的彩票。這張票中了頭彩。

　　A:NVhy, you blamed fool, three times seven is twenty-one, not twenty-four.

　　哎呀，你這個該死的傻瓜，7的3倍是21不是24。

　　B:Is that so? Well, twenty-four won, anyway.

　　是這樣嗎?哦，不管怎麼說，24中了。