英文故事小短文帶翻譯欣賞

　　民間笑話是喜劇性很強的故事。劉勰在《文心雕龍·諧隱》中說:笑話可以“振危釋憊”,起諷刺和娛樂作用。小編整理了英文故事小短文帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!

　　英文故事小短文帶翻譯篇一

　　A Smuggler

　　走私犯

　　The suspicious-looking man drove up to the border, where he was greeted by a sentry. When the guard looked in the trunk, he was surprised to find six sacks bulging at the seams.

　　一個形跡可疑的人開車來到邊境，哨兵迎了上去。哨兵在檢查汽車行李箱時，驚奇地發現了六個接縫處鼓得緊繃繃的大口袋。

　　"What's in here?" he asked.

　　“裡面裝的是什麼?”他問道。

　　"Dirt," the driver replied.

　　“土。”司機回答。

　　"Take them out," the guard instructed. "I want to check them."

　　“把袋子拿出來”，哨兵命令道：“我要檢查。”

　　Obliging, the man removed the bags, and sure enough, each one of them contained nothing but dirt. Reluctantly, the guard let him go.

　　那人順從地把口袋搬了出來。確實，口袋裡除了土以外，別無他特。哨兵很不情願地讓他通過了。

　　A week later the man came back, and once again, the sentry looked in the truck.

　　一週後，那人又來了，哨兵再次檢查汽車上的行李箱。

　　"What's in the bags this time?" he asked.

　　“這次袋子裡裝的是什麼?”他問道。

　　"Dirt, more dirt." said the man.

　　“土，又運了一些土。”那人回答。

　　Not believing him, the guard checked the sacks and, once again, he found nothing but soil.

　　哨兵不相信，對那些袋子又進行了檢查，結果發現，除了土以外，仍舊一無所獲。

　　The same thing happened every week for six months, and it finally became so frustrating to the guard that he quit and became a bartender. Then one night, the suspicious-looking fellow happened to stop by for a drink. Hurrying over to him, the former guard said, "Listen, pal, drinks are on the house tonight if you'll do me a favor: Just tell me what the hell you were smuggling all that time."

　　同樣的事情每週重演一次，一共持續了六個月。最後，哨兵被弄得灰心喪氣，乾脆辭職去當了酒吧侍者。有天夜裡，那個形跡可疑的人碰巧途經酒吧，下車喝酒。那位從前的哨兵急忙迎上前去對他說，“我說，老兄，你要是能幫我一個忙，今晚的酒就歸我請客。你能不能告訴我，那段時間你到底在走私什麼東西?”

　　Grinning broadly, the man leaned close to the bartender's ear and whispered, "Cars."

　　那人俯身過來，湊近侍者的耳朵，裂開嘴笑嘻嘻地說：“汽車。”

　　英文故事小短文帶翻譯篇二

　　Early Shopper

　　採購過早

　　It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.

　　那天是聖誕節，法官在審訊犯人時也有點惻隱之心。“你為什麼而被起訴?”他問。

　　"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.

　　“採購聖誕節物品過早。”被告答。

　　"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"

　　“這不算犯法，”法官回答，“你購物多早?”

　　"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.

　　在商店開門之前，“犯人應道。

　　英文故事小短文帶翻譯篇三

　　A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one。

　　一位婦女到一家帽子店買帽子。她很挑剔，用了很長時間才選好了一頂。

　　Already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid that she might change her mind again so he tried to flatter her: "An excellent choice, madam.You look at least ten years younger with this hat on!"

　　已經忍耐到極限的售貨員害怕她再改變主意，便恭維她：“你做了極好的選擇，夫人。你戴上這頂帽子看上去起碼年輕十歲!”

　　To his dismay, the lady took off her hat at once and said: "I don't want a hat that makes me look ten years older as soon as I take it off. Show me some more hats!"

　　但令他沮喪的是，這位女士馬上摘下了她的帽子說：“我不想要一頂摘下來便使我立刻顯得老十歲的帽子。多拿一些帽子給我看看!”