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　　有時候閱讀一些搞笑的英語笑話故事，除了能讓人產生興趣更能提高英語閱讀水平，今天小編在這裡為大家分享一些英語小笑話故事，希望大家會喜歡這些英語幽默故事!

　　英語小笑話故事帶翻譯篇一

　　Millionaire

　　百萬富翁

　　CEO: "My wife made a millionaire out of me."

　　主管人：我妻子使我成為百萬富翁。

　　Assistant: "What were you before?"

　　助　手：以前你是什麼?

　　CEO: "a multimillionaire."

　　主管人：千萬富翁。

　　英語小笑話故事帶翻譯篇二

　　A Family Rule

　　家　規

　　Mr. and Mrs. Jones very seldom go out in the evening, but last saturday, Mrs. Jones said to her husband, "There is a good film at the cinema tonight. Can we go and see it?"

　　瓊斯夫婦晚上很少出門，但上星期六，瓊斯太太對丈夫說：“電影院今晚有場好電影，我們去看好嗎?”

　　Mr. Jones was quite happy about it, so they went, and both of them enjoyed the film.

　　瓊斯先生很樂意，於是他們就去了。兩個人都喜歡那部電影。

　　They came out of the cinema at 11 o'clock, got into their car and began driving home. It was quite dark. Then Mrs. Jones said, "Look, Bill. A woman's running along the road very fast, and a man's running after her. Can you see them?"

　　晚上十一點，他們從電影院出來，鑽進汽車，開始駕車回家。天很黑。這時，瓊斯太太說：“看，比爾。一個女人在沿街狂奔，一個男人在後猛追不捨。你看到了嗎?”

　　Mr. Jones said, "Yes, I can." He drove the car slowly near the woman and said to her, "Can we help you?"

　　瓊斯先生說：“是的，看到了。”他慢慢把車開近那女人，說道：“你需要幫忙嗎?”

　　"No, thank you," the woman said, but she did not stop running. "My husband and I always run home after the cinema, and the last one washes the dishes at home!"

　　“不，謝謝，”女人答道，但她沒有放慢速度，“我丈夫跟我在看完電影后，經常跑步回家，後到家的洗碗涮碟。”

　　英語小笑話故事帶翻譯篇三

　　An Old Couple's Quarrel

　　老夫妻吵架

　　A couple of codgers got into a quarrel and came before the local magistrate. The loser, turning to his opponent in a combative frame of mind, cried: "I'll law you to the Circuit Court."

　　一對性情乖僻的老夫妻發生了爭吵，一直鬧到地方法官那裡。敗訴的一方以一種臨戰的姿態衝著對方嚷道：“我要到巡回法庭去告你。”

　　"I'm willing," said the other.

　　“願意奉陪。”另一個說。

　　"I'll law you to the Supreme Court."

　　“我要到最高法院去告你。”

　　"I'll be there."

　　“我也陪你。”

　　"And I'll law the hell!"

　　“我還要到地獄去告你。”

　　"My attorney will be there," was the calm reply.

　　“我的代理人會奉陪的。”對方平靜的說。　　

　　英語小笑話故事帶翻譯篇四

　　Two birls

　　Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

　　Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

　　Teacher: Please tell us.

　　Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

　　兩隻鳥

　　老師： 這兒有兩隻鳥,一隻是麻雀.誰能指出哪隻是燕子,哪隻是麻雀嗎?

　　學生：我指不出,但我知道答案.

　　老師：請說說看.

　　學生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀,麻雀旁邊的就是燕子.