趣味幽默英語笑話帶翻譯

　　笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調劑作用。下面小編為大家帶來，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　趣味幽默英語笑話1：

　　While taking photos of a bear eating fish in the forest, two journalists found the annoyed beast turned around to chase them.

　　In running, one journalist said to the other:"Can't run any more! What should we do?" "No idea. But one of us will have his photo on the headline ***tomorrow***." replied his colleague.

　　兩個記者在森林中拍攝熊吃魚的鏡頭，忽然熊發現了他們並向他們衝過來，兩個記者拼命的跑，最後都要跑不動了。

　　一個記者說：“我們怎麼辦?”這時另一個記者對他的同伴說：“我也不知道，不過我們中的一個要上頭條了……”

　　趣味幽默英語笑話2：

　　One day a boy came to his teacher and said: Teacher, pa wants to know if you like roast***烘烤*** pig.

　　I certainly do, said the teacher, and you tell your father he is very kind to think of me.

　　Days passed, and nothing more was said about the roast pig.

　　Finally the teacher said to the boy: I thought your father was going to send me over some roast pig.

　　Yes, said the boy, he did intend to, but the pig got well.

　　一天有個男孩去對他老師說：老師，我爸想知道你是不是愛吃烤豬肉。

　　當然囉，老師說，去告訴你父親，多謝他想著我。

　　好幾天過去了，再沒提起烤豬肉的事兒。

　　最後老師對男孩說：我以為你父親要給我送點烤豬肉來呢。

　　是啊，孩子說，他是這麼想的，可後來豬又沒病了。

　　趣味幽默英語笑話3：

　　"No," growled***咆哮*** the quartermaster, "you can't have a new pair of shoes. The pair you have aren't worn out."

　　"Not worn out," cried the recruit, " Why, if I step on a dime I can feel if it's head or tails."

　　“不行，”軍需官大聲說：“你不能領一雙新鞋子，你穿著的那雙還沒有穿破。”

　　“沒穿破，”新兵叫道：“為什麼?如果我踩到一個一角硬幣，我可以知道踩著的那面是頭還是字。”

　　趣味幽默英語笑話4：

　　While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded***譴責，責難*** my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . Mump umn Kmpfhm, was all I heard.

　　Drew, I scolded, no one can understand a word you're saying.

　　He says he wants some ketchup***番茄醬*** , my husband said calmly

　　A woman sitting nearby leaned over and asked, How in the world did you understand him?

　　I'm a dentist, my husband explained.

　　在飯店吃飯的時候，我申斥我4歲的兒子，因為他滿嘴食物在說話。喔、呢，我聽到的就是這些。

　　杜魯，我責備道，沒人明白你在說什麼。

　　他說他要一些番茄醬，我丈夫平靜地說。

　　坐在旁邊的一位婦女靠過來問道：你究竟如何明白他的話的呢?

　　我是牙醫。我丈夫解釋道。