輕鬆幽默英文笑話

　　“哪裡有人,哪裡就有笑聲。”從古到今，笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調劑作用。下面小編為大家帶來，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　：上帝是誰

　　A boy says to her mother, “Mom, is God a man or woman?”

　　The mom thinks a while and says, “Well, son, God is both man and woman.”

　　The son is confused, so he asks, “Is God black or white?”

　　The mother replies, “God is both black and white, honey.”

　　The son, still curious, says after a while, “Is God gay or straight, mommy?”

　　The mother, getting a little worried, answers, “Son, God is both gay and

　　straight.

　　The son thinks about it, and his face lights up when he thinks he finally has

　　answered his question: ”Is God Michael Jackson?“

　　兒子：媽媽，上帝是男人還是女人?

　　媽媽：寶貝，上帝是男人也是女人!

　　兒子：那上帝是黑人還是白人?

　　媽媽：寶貝，上帝是黑人也是白人!

　　兒子：媽媽 ，上帝是放蕩的還是正直的?

　　媽媽：寶貝，上帝是放蕩的也是正直的!

　　兒子：哦。我知道了，上帝是邁克爾·傑克遜!

　　：電話中交談

　　Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to better illustrate the idea of prayer.

　　“You talk to people on the telephone and don't see them on the other end of the line, right?” he began. The children nodded yes. “Well, talking to God is

　　like talking on the telephone. He's on the other end, but you can't see him. He is listening though.”

　　Just then a little boy piped up and asked, “What's his number?”

　　每個星期天牧師都會把孩子們叫到教堂前面，然後給他們講一個故事。一天，他為了更好地闡述祈禱的含義，帶來了一臺電話機。

　　“你們和別人在電話裡交談，並沒有看到電話線另一端的人，對嗎?”他開始問道。孩子們點頭稱是。“好的，和上帝交談就象通過電話交談一樣。他就在另一端，雖然你看不見他，但是他正在聆聽你的心聲。”

　　就在這時，一個小男孩尖著嗓子問道：“那他的電話號碼是什麼?”

　　：我需要你的足球

　　George knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, “can Albert come out to play? ”

　　“ No,” said the mother, “it's too cold. ”

　　“ Well, then, ” said George, “ can his football come out to play ? ”

　　喬冶敲著他朋友家的門。當朋友的媽媽來應門時，他問：“阿爾伯特可以出來玩嗎? ”

　　“ 不行， ” 那位媽媽說， “ 天氣太冷了。 ”

　　“ 噢，那麼， ” 喬冶， “ 他的足球可以出來玩嗎? ”