兒童笑話英語帶翻譯

　　“哪裡有人,哪裡就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。下面小編為大家帶來，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　1：

　　The dean of Engineering had once walked into a class, and said "Good Morning.”

　　一天工程系的主任走進一個班，說道:“早上好。”

　　The whole class chorused" Good Morning”

　　全班齊聲回覆:“早上好。”

　　"Hi，you are freshmen aren’t you?" he asked.

　　“你們是大一的吧?”主任問道。

　　One student bolder than the others asked him how he knew.

　　一個膽子比較大的同學問主任是怎麼知道的。

　　"Well，”he said. "When I say‘Good Morning' to a class，if they are freshmen they say Good Morning' too. If they are sophomores，they quietly fold their papers away，and look at me. A class of juniors will look at me over the top of their papers, and then get back to them. A class of seniors will ignore my greeting, and keep reading the papers. When I say `Good Morning' to a class of graduate students, they write it down.”

　　“嗯，”主任說，“如果是大一的新生，當我向他們問早上好的時候，他們也一定會說‘早上好’的。如果他們是大二的學生，他們會輕輕地合上課本，然後集體望著我。大三的學生則會從書本上抬起頭看我一眼，然後馬上又繼續讀書了。大四的學生則會對我視而不見，繼續看書。至於研究生班的學生，我向他們問早上好，他們就會把這句話寫在筆記上。”

　　2：

　　Mother got on the train with Little Johnny and Little Ronny.

　　媽媽和小強尼、小羅尼一起搭乘火車。

　　Little Johnny was full of questions, as usual: "What's an emergency brake, Mommy?"

　　小強尼一如往常問東問西，“媽咪，什麼是緊急煞車?"

　　“Why did that policeman ask to see our tickets?"

　　“為什麼那位警察叔叔要看我們的車票?"

　　"Why can't I lean out the window?" etc.

　　“為什麼身體不能伸出窗外?"等等諸如此類問題。

　　His mother was becoming ever more exasperated.

　　媽媽實在忍不住要發脾氣了。

　　Finally, Little Johnny asked, "What was that last station we stopped at, Mommy?"

　　最後小強尼又問：“媽咪，剛剛火車停靠的是哪一站?”

　　"I don't know, Johnny, and will you please stop pestering me? I'm trying to read. "

　　“我不知道，強尼，你可不可以不要煩我，我正在看書呢!”

　　A few minutes of silence passed. Then Johnny said, "It's too bad you don't know what station that was, 'cause that's where Little Ronny got off. "

　　一陣安靜後，強尼說：“真糟糕，你竟然不知道羅尼下車的那個車站。"

　　以上就是小編為大家帶來的，希望大家喜歡!