地道的英語笑話翻譯
“哪裡有人,哪裡就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。下面小編為大家帶來,歡迎大家閱讀!
1:
A construction worker was rushed to the hospital after cutting himself badly. The doctor told the nurse to prepare a painkiller. "Don’t bother Doctor," said the man. "I' ve been through a lot worse."
一個傷痕累累的建築工人衝進了一家醫院,醫生馬上讓護士去拿止痛藥,“不必麻煩您了,醫生。”那人說道,“比這更痛的傷我都經歷過了。”
"More painful than this?" the doctor asked.
“比現在的傷還要痛嗎?”醫生問。
"I’11 tell you about the second most painful accident I ever had. I was hunting one day and had to take a shit so I dropped my pants and squatted. I tripped a bear trap and BOOM,the thing snapped shut on my balls."
“我先說說讓我感到還不是最痛苦的那件事吧,一天我在打獵的時候突然想要大便,於是就脫掉褲子蹲在地上,不料被捕熊的夾子絆倒了,那東西夾住了我的皋丸。”
The doctor winced, "That’s awful. But tell me, what could be worse?"
醫生聽後顫抖了一下,說道“太可怕了,那告訴我什麼又是最痛苦的事呢?”
"When I reached the end of the chain."
“當我摸到鎖鏈盡端的時候。”
2:
Out in the forest preserve, a man strolled up to the fisher man and asked whether he'd had any luck.
在森林保護區內,有個人走向一位正在釣魚的老兄並問他有沒有收穫。
yesterday I caught fourteen bass in the morning and another twelve in the afternoon ,
“今天什麼也沒有,不過你應該昨天來見我才是。昨天早上我釣了十四尾鱸魚,下午釣了十二尾呢!”
"Well, that's very interesting. Do you know who I am?"
“哦,那相當不錯嘛,你知道我是誰嗎?”
"No."
“不知道。”
"I happen to be the game warden "
“我恰巧就是監視狩獵的管理員。”
"Oh. And do you know who I am? I’m the biggest liar you ever laid eyes on "
“哦,那你又知道我是誰嗎?我是你所發現最會說謊話的人。”
以上就是小編為大家帶來的,希望大家喜歡!
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