高中英語小笑話短文閱讀

　　經常看幽默笑話，耳濡目染你也會成為其中一員的，你的生活會處處充滿幽默。本文是高中英語小笑話短文，希望對大家有幫助!

　　高中英語小笑話短文：Where It Should Be Plugged

　　A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old. One day, she took a plug and said to her son, " Look, there are two pieces of copper, so it must be plugged in a place where there are two holes. Where do you think it should be plugged?" She waited for an answer expectfully .

　　"Plug in nose." is the answer.

　　一位母親十分善於利用每一個機會對孩子進行教育。她的兒子只有三歲。一天，她拿著一個插頭對兒子說：“看，這裡有兩個銅片，那它一定要插在有兩個孔的地方。你說它應該插在哪兒呢?”母親期待著兒子的回答。

　　“插在鼻子裡!”兒子回答說。

　　高中英語小笑話短文：The Foul Mouthed Parrot

　　Jimmy received a parrot for Christmas. The parrot was fully grown, with a very bad attitude and worse vocabulary.

　　Every other word was an expletive; those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude. Jimmy tried to change the bird's attitude by constantly saying polite words, playing soft music... anything he could think of. Nothing worked.

　　He yelled at the bird, and the bird got worse. He shook the bird, and the bird got madder and more rude.

　　Finally, in a moment of desperation, Jimmy put the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird swearing, squawking, kicking and screaming and then, suddenly, there was absolute quiet.

　　Jimmy was frightened that he might have actually hurt the bird, and quickly opened the freezer door.

　　The parrot calmly stepped out onto Jimmy's extended arm and said, "I'm sorry that I offended you with my language and my actions, and I ask your forgiveness. I will endeavor to correct my behavior".

　　Jimmy was astounded at the changes in the bird's attitude and was about to ask what had changed him, when the parrot continued, "May I ask what the Chicken did?"

　　高中英語小笑話短文：A Koala and a Hooker

　　A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds a door open. He goes in to the room to find a naked prostitute asleep on the bed. He quickly climbs into the bed and begins performing oral sex on the prostitute.

　　She wakes up shocked and sees this koala bear going down on her, and she decides that since it feels so good she'll let him finish. The koala finishes, wipes his chin, climbs off the bed and heads for the door. The prostitute jumps up and yells at him "Hey, you have to pay for that".

　　The koala shrugs and continues to head for the door.

　　The prostitute yells at him again, "Hey you have to pay for that. I'm a prostitute". She gets up and pulls a dictionary off a shelf and shows the koala the definition.