關於萬聖節的好笑的英語笑話

　　在我國一些大城市,未成年人過萬聖節的氣氛越來越濃,與萬聖節相伴的搗亂文化也傳入進來。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇一

　　The Cemetery Shortcut

　　為抄近路走墓地

　　Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs.

　　萬聖節派對過後，兩男人圖個樂呵，打算抄近路穿過墓地回家。

　　Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.

　　走到墓地中央時，他們被從迷霧中傳來的“答、答、答”聲驚嚇到了。

　　Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.

　　正當兩人害怕得渾身顫抖時，他們看到是個老頭拿著鐵錘和鑿子，在一塊墓石上鑿著什麼。

　　"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"

　　“哇塞，先生，”其中一人喘了口氣說，“你把我們嚇得半死啊，我們還以為遇上鬼了呢!那麼晚了你在這裡做什麼?”

　　"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"

　　“那幫白痴!”老頭抱怨道，“他們把我名字拼錯啦!”

　　篇二

　　What do ghosts chew?

　　-Boo-ble gum.

　　-How do you keep a werewolf from dying?

　　-Send him to the living room.

　　-Why is the letter S so scary?

　　-It makes cream Scream.

　　-What music do vampires love?

　　-Bat-hoven.

　　-Where do ghosts get their Christmas cards?

　　-At the dead letter office.

　　-What kind of beans does a monster eat?

　　-Human beans.

　　-How do witches keep their hair looking ugly?

　　-Scare spray.

　　-What do ghosts take when they have a cough?

　　-Coffin drops.

　　-Which side of a pumpkin is the orangest?

　　-The outside.

　　-What is a ghost's favorite painting?

　　-The Moan-a Lisa.

　　-What do ghosts fly in?

　　-Scare-planes.

　　-What is Dracula's favorite holiday?

　　-Fangs-giving.

　　-What is a witch's favorite snack?

　　-French frights.

　　篇三

　　Why is the letter S so scary?

　　-It makes cream Scream.

　　-What kind of beans does a monster eat?

　　-Human beans.

　　-What is a witch's favorite game?

　　-Hide-and-shriek.

　　-What is a witch's favorite day of the week?

　　-Fright-day.

　　-What is a ghost's favorite color?

　　-Boo.

　　-Who is an Egyptian ghost's favorite person?

　　-Her mummy.

　　-What is a witch's favorite game?

　　-Hide-and-shriek.

　　-What is a witch's favorite day of the week?

　　-Fright-day.

　　-What is a ghost's favorite ride?

　　-The roller ghoster.

　　-What is a witch's favorite time in school?

　　-Spell-ing.

　　-What is a were wolf's favorite holiday?

　　-Howl-oween.