簡單幾句話英文笑話大全

　　笑話,是供人們消遣或交際的一種創造性的語言形式,其主要功能是調侃、娛樂或諷刺。下面是小編帶來的簡單幾句話英文笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　***一***

　　Doctor, It Hurts 醫生,好疼

　　A man was sitting in a bar with tears streaming down his face.

　　一個男人坐在酒吧裡痛哭流淚。

　　A friend walked in and asked why he was so unhappy. The weeping one said, The doctor has just told me I'll have to take these tablets for the rest of my life.

　　一個朋友走進來問他為何如此傷心。那人哭著說：剛才醫生告訴我，在我的餘生裡都要吃這些藥片。

　　Cheerfully, his friend pointed out that many people have to take tablets every day of their life. Sure, came the reply, but he only gave me ten.

　　他的朋友很輕鬆地指出，許多人一輩子每天都要吃藥。當然，男人回答說：但是他只給了我十片。

　　***二***

　　A man goes to the doctor and says: “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.”

　　有一個人去看醫生，說：“醫生，不管我碰哪裡，都好疼。”

　　The doctor asks: “What do you mean?”

　　醫生問：“什麼意思啊?”

　　The man says: “When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. When I touch my knee – OUCH!When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.”

　　這個人說：“當我碰我的肩膀時，真的很疼。碰到膝蓋時，哎呦，用手碰前額時，真的真的非常疼。”

　　The doctor says: “I know what’s wrong with you. You’ve broken your finger!”

　　醫生說：“我知道原因了，那是因為你的手指斷了。”

　　簡單幾句話英文笑話欣賞

　　***一***

　　立遺囑, 搬起石頭打自己的腳

　　My father, who was 14 years old than my mother, had been working on his will. At a familydinner he told us that he had provided well for mother, but the family home would go to us fivechildren if she remarried.

　　我爸比我媽大14歲，最近一直在寫遺囑。一次家宴上，他告訴我們說他為母親以後的生活作好了安排，但如果她改嫁的話，家裡的房子將歸我們五個孩子所有。

　　"I don't want another S.O.B. toasting his shins around my fireplace," he explained.With a slygrin, Mother cracked, "What makes you think I'd marry another S.O.B?"

　　“我可不願意另外哪個***在我的火爐旁烤他的狗腿，”他解釋道。媽媽狡猾地咧了咧嘴，譏誚道：“你怎麼認為我會再嫁給一個***?”

　　***二***

　　會錯意的生日禮物-園藝手套

　　For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed an allergy togold. On my birthday, while I was gardening, my husband asked me for gift suggestions. I heldmy hands up and said, "Well, you'll notice that my hands are bare."Later that evening I openedmy present with enthusiasm. "Happy birthday," he said, as I unwrapped a new pair ofgardening glove.

　　幾個月以來，我一直在向丈夫暗示我需要一枚新的結婚戒指，因為我對黃金有點過敏。生日那天，我正在幹園藝活時，丈夫問我想要什麼禮物，我舉起雙手說：“嗯，你肯定看到了，我的兩手都是光光的。”那天晚上，我滿懷熱情地拆開了丈夫送的禮物，“生日快樂!”他說。我開啟一看：裡面包著一雙園藝手套。

　　經典的簡單幾句話英文笑話

　　***一***

　　Why Is He Howling 他嚎啥呢

　　Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.

　　牙醫：請你不要再喊了!我還沒碰你的牙呢。

　　Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!

　　病人：我知道，可是你正踩著我的腳呀!

　　***二***

　　Excuse for Speeding 超速行駛是為了趕緊到達那裡

　　Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over."Why on earthwere you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled."Our brakes are no good, so we wanted to getthere before we had an accident!"

　　哈里與勞埃德超速行駛，一輛警車攔住了他們。“你們為什麼開那麼快?”警官喊道。“我們的剎車不好，因此我們想在發生事故前趕緊到達目的地。”