英文笑話帶翻譯簡單易懂

　　很多研究者都嘗試採用實驗研究來驗證弗洛伊德的笑話理論和宣洩觀點,企圖弄清楚攻擊型笑話是否對人的攻擊性起到宣洩作用。下面小編整理了英文笑話帶翻譯簡單，希望大家喜歡!

　　英文笑話帶翻譯簡單品析

　　When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late father, despitefamily warning that the name was too masculine. Years later, when I felt she was old enoughto understand, I explained to Myles, Your name is very special. I named you after my ownfather because I loved him very much. I know he would be proud of you. Myles thought carefullyabout this and then said, I know all that, Mom. But I don't understand why my grandfatherhad a girl's name.

　　女兒出生時，我們給她取名叫邁爾斯，和我深愛的業已過世的父親同一個名字，不過家人提醒這個名字太男性化了。 幾年以後，我覺得邁爾斯已經長大，能夠懂事了。我對她解釋說：你的名字很特別。我給你取了一個和我爸爸一樣的名字，因為我非常愛他。我相信他會為你而深感自豪的。 邁爾斯很仔細地想了一下，然後說道：這些我都懂，媽媽。可是我不知道外公為什麼會有一個女孩子的名字。

　　經典英文笑話帶翻譯簡單

　　不是我的錯 It's not my fault

　　aughter: It's not my fault Mother

　　Mother ***reprimanding her small daughter***: You mustn't pull the cat's tail.

　　Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling.

　　女兒：不是我的錯，媽媽

　　母親***正教訓她的女兒***：你不該拽貓的尾巴。

　　女兒：媽，我只是握著貓尾巴，它自己在拽。

　　關於英文笑話帶翻譯簡單

　　聖誕老人才是最後的贏家!

　　On Christmas Eve Santa Claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in anelevator of a very exclusive hotel. Just before the doors opened the three of them noticed a1000NT bill lying on the floor. Which one of them do you think picked it up?

　　聖誕節前夕，聖誕老人和一清廉的政治人物，以及一心地善良的律師在一家高階飯店一同等電梯，門還未開前，三人同時看到地上有一張新臺幣1000元的鈔票，猜猜誰會將它撿起?

　　Answer: Santa of course! Why? Because everybody knows that the other two don't exist!

　　答案：當然是聖誕老人啦!為什麼?因為大家都知道另外兩者並不存在。

　　詞彙點津：

　　Santa Claus就不多說啦，這可是赫赫有名的聖誕老人的大名哦!

　　ride不僅有騎***馬,自行車***的意思，還有乘坐的意思，如文中就用到了“ride up in an elevator”乘坐電梯

　　exclusive表示獨有的，專一的，經常表示一些高階會所只供會員享用，如文中就提到了“exclusive hotel”

　　英文笑話帶翻譯簡單欣賞

　　關於放屁的問題

　　A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but itdoesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact,I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was fartingbecause they don't smell and are silent."

　　有位小老太太去看醫生：“醫生，我有愛放屁的毛病。其實也不是大問題，只是我放屁不臭而且沒聲音。事實上，我在這裡已經放了20多個屁，但是你並不知道對吧，因為我的屁不臭，而且還沒聲音。”

　　The doctor says, "I see. Here's a prescription. Take these pills 3 times a day for seven daysand come back to see me next week."

　　醫生說：“好的，我明白了。吃這個藥片，一天三次連續吃七天，下星期你再來。”

　　The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gaveme, but now my farts ... although still silent... stink terribly."

　　一星期後老太太來了，“醫生，你到底給的我什麼藥，現在我放屁還是沒聲音，但是怎麼這麼臭!”

　　The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's start working on yourhearing."

　　醫生說：“太好了!你的嗅覺正常了，現在開始治聽覺。”

　　英文笑話帶翻譯簡單品味

　　難兄難弟 The Two Men

　　A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum.They came across one individual in the grounds，with wild eyes，dishevelled hair，feverishly endeavouring to catchflies and keep them in his pocket.

　　一群遊客被領著參觀一所瘋人院。在院子裡他們遇見一個人，他長著一雙瘋狂的眼睛，頭髮蓬亂，正狂熱地設法逮住蒼蠅，把它們裝在他的口袋裡。

　　His was a sad case，said the attendant.Whilst he was at the war his wife abandoned his home and ran off with another man.

　　他的病很慘，陪同人說。在他當兵打仗的時候，他的妻子拋下他的家和另一個男人私奔了。

　　Terrible，said a visitor.

　　真可怕，一個遊客說。

　　Presently they came to a padded cell，in which could be heard a raging as of a wild beast.

　　不久他們來到一間安上軟墊的小屋前，聽見裡面傳出野獸般的怒吼。

　　That's the other man，said the attendant.

　　這就是那另一個男人，陪同人說。