簡單的英語笑話加翻譯精選

　　笑話是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透過笑話我們可以看到一個民族的生存環境、生活方式、社會關係和心理特徵等等。本文是簡單的英語笑話加翻譯，希望對大家有幫助!

　　簡單的英語笑話加翻譯：Fairy tale 童話故事

　　After watching the movie Cinderella, my five-year-old daughter started using her pinwheel as a magic wand, pretending she was fairy godmother. "Make three wishes." She told me, "and I'll grant them." I first asked world peace. She swung her wand and proclaimed my request fulfilled. My next wish was to cure all the sick children. Again, with a sweep of the pinwheel, she obliged. Since I am a somewhat large woman, my third wish was not a surprise. "I wish to have a trim figure again," I announced. My 'fairy godmother' started waving her wand madly. "I'll need more power for this!" she exclaimed.

　　《灰姑娘》的電影后，我那5歲的女兒開始用玩具風車當墨棍，扮演起童話中的教母來。“許下三個願望吧，”她對我說：“我會讓你如願以償的。” 我先是許下了世界和平的願望，她搖晃這魔術棍，然後對我說祈求如願了。 我的下一個願望是讓所有生病的兒童都康復，她像上次那樣搖晃著魔術棍，然後讓我說出最後一個願望。因為我現在發了福，所以我的第三個願望也是不足為奇的。“我希望我能重新有個苗條的身材。” 我那童話教母開始用力的搖晃著她的魔術棍，嘴上還振振有詞的說：“要想實現這個願望我的需要更大的魔力。”

　　簡單的英語笑話加翻譯：A great excuse 合適的藉口

　　To make the rush hour easier, our small grocery store has a rule for children returning soft-drink bottles:

　　NO BOTTLES ACCEPTED AFTER FIVE O'CLOCK

　　One day neat closing time at 6:30, four young children arrived with bottles. Wanting to put a stop to this habit, I sternly asked each child if he was aware of the rules. Three shook their heads no, but the youngest said he knew. "Why then." I asked, "have you brought me these bottles?"

　　"I can't tell time yet." He said.

　　為了緩解購物高峰，我們這個小水果店為孩子們退飲料瓶做了如下規定：

　　五點鐘以後不收瓶子

　　快到六點半下班的時候，四個孩子來退瓶子。為了制止他們的這個習慣，我故意很嚴肅的問每個孩子是否知道我們的規定。其中三個孩子都搖頭表示不知道。只有那個最小的說他知道。“那你為什麼還在這個時間來退瓶子呢?”我問他。

　　“我還不認識表呢!”他說。

　　簡單的英語笑話加翻譯：I need God with skin

　　有身軀的上帝

　　To help our five-year-old son overcome his fear of the dark, his father and I always have toreassure him at bedtime that God was watching over him.

　　One night after I had gone to bed, I felt a soft tap on my shoulder, "Mommy," a familiar voice said: "I know God's in there with me, but I need somebody with skin."

　　為了幫助我們五歲的兒子克服怕黑的毛病，我和她爸爸總是在她睡覺前安撫他說上帝隨時都在保護著他。

　　一天晚上，我剛上床，覺得有人輕輕地拍了我的肩膀一下，然後就聽到有個熟悉的聲音說：“媽媽我知道上帝在那兒陪我，但我需要一個有身軀的上帝.”

　　簡單的英語笑話加翻譯：Clever Bobby 聰明的博比

　　Brown was very proud of his young son. Once he was talking to a visitor, telling the man how clever his son was.

　　"The boy is only two years old," he said, "and knows all animals. He's going to be a greatnaturalist. Here, let me show you."

　　He took a book of natural history from the bookshelf, placed Bobby on his knee, opened the book and showed him a picture of a giraffe***長頸鹿***.

　　"What's that, Bobby?"

　　"Horsey," said Bobby. Next of a tiger was shown, and Bobby said, "Pussy." Then Brown showed Bobby a picture of lion, and Bobby said, "Doggy." And when a picture of a chimpanzee was shown, Bobby said, "Daddy!"

　　布朗非常欣賞他的小兒子。一次他和一位客人聊他的兒子有多聰明。 布朗說：“他只有兩歲，就認識所有的動物了。他長大一定會是一個出色的自然學家。來，我讓你看看。”

　　他從書架上拿下一本自然書，把博比抱到膝上，開啟書。指著一張長頸鹿的畫片。

　　“博比，這是什麼?” “馬馬，”博比回答。 他又指了一張老虎的畫片，博比回答說：“貓咪。” 然後布朗又指了一張獅子的畫片，博比說：“狗狗。” 他又指了一張黑猩猩的畫片，博比說：“爸爸!”