關於比較短的英語笑話

　　英語笑話可能只是文字遊戲,但有時它在人們解決生活中的困惑時起著重要作用。小小的英語笑話裡可能會蘊含著大大的道理。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　：I Taught the Teacher

　　Mother asked her little boy, "Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?"

　　"Nothing, Mum," answered the son proundly, "instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three."

　　：Who Is the Laziest 誰最懶

　　Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?

　　Tom: I don't know, father.

　　Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?

　　Tom: Our teacher, father.

　　父親：哎，湯姆，今天我跟你們老師談過，現在我想問你個問題。你們班上誰最懶?

　　湯姆：我不知道，爸爸。

　　父親：啊，不對，你知道!想想看，當別的孩子們都在做作業、寫字時，誰在課堂上坐著，只是看人家做功課?

　　湯姆：我們老師，爸爸。

　　：Two Birds 兩隻鳥

　　Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

　　老師： 這兒有兩隻鳥，一隻是麻雀。誰能指出哪隻是燕子，哪隻是麻雀嗎? 學生：我指不出，但我知道答案。 老師：請說說看。 學生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。

　　：The Fish Net 魚網

　　Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?

　　A lot of little holes tied together with strings, replied the little girl.

　　你能告訴我魚網是什麼做的嗎，安? 老師發問道。

　　把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚網了，小女孩回答道。

　　：Knights & Nights

　　黑暗時代

　　Teacher: Why do we sometimes call the Middle Ages the Dark Ages?

　　Betty: Because they had so many knights.

　　老師：為什麼有時我們稱中世紀為黑暗時代呢?

　　貝蒂：因為那時有許多騎士。