關於爆笑的英語笑話閱讀

　　英語笑話能夠反映一定的社會現象，尤其能夠從不同側面反映廣大人民群眾的思想狀況、愛憎情感、理想信念等各方面情況。小編整理了關於爆笑的英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　關於爆笑的英語笑話：They are all the same size

　　In a country home that seldom had guests, a young son was eager to help his mother after his father appeared with two dinner guests.

　　When the dinner was nearly over, the boy went to the kitchen and proudly carried in the first piece of apple pie, giving it to his father, who passed it to a guest.

　　The boy came in with a second piece of pie and gave it to his father, who again gave it to a guest.

　　This was too much for the boy, who said, "It's no use, Dad. The pieces are all the samesize."

　　關於爆笑的英語笑話：Can you write in the dark?

　　A daughter came home and asked, "Daddy, can you write in the dark?"

　　Her father said, "I think so; what do you want me to write?"

　　"Oh, just your name on this report card!"

　　一個小女孩回家以後問爸爸說：“您可以在黑暗中寫字嗎?”

　　爸爸回答：“應該可以。你要我寫什麼?”

　　“喔，只要在這張成績單上簽名就行了!”

　　關於爆笑的英語笑話：A Useful Way

　　Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water?

　　Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad.

　　Father: What's that got to do with it?

　　Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.

　　爸爸：傑克，你幹嘛喝這麼多水呀?

　　傑克：我剛才吃了個蘋果，爸爸。

　　爸爸：可是這跟喝水有什麼關係呢?

　　傑克：我忘了洗蘋果呀。

　　關於爆笑的英語笑話：A Present

　　Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mom: No, Honey, what? Kate: A nice teapot. Mom: But I've got a nice teapot. Kate: No, you haven't. I've just dropped it.

　　凱特：媽媽，你知道我要給你一件什麼生日禮物嗎? 媽媽：不知道，寶貝，是什麼呀? 凱特：一把漂亮的茶壺。 媽媽：可是我已經有一把漂亮的茶壺了呀。 凱特：不，你沒有了。我剛剛把它給摔了。

　　關於爆笑的英語笑話：Waste or Save

　　Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time?

　　Jack: Yes, Dad. But I"ve saved you a meal, haven't I?

　　父親：噢，傑克，你又睡了一上午。難道你不知道你這是在浪費時間嗎?

　　傑克：我知道，爸爸。可我還給您節省了一頓飯呢，是不是?