爆笑英語笑話加翻譯精選

　　英語冷笑話是近幾年才出現的新興語言現象，它以網路為主要的傳播方式。本文是爆笑英語笑話加翻譯，希望對大家有幫助!

　　爆笑英語笑話加翻譯：Dad seeking praise 老爸求讚美

　　5-year-old daughter, wanting her father to help her do something.

　　Father: "I'm so tired, if you praise me, I'll Be fresh."

　　Daughter: "Lao Zheng!"

　　Dad: "Hey!"

　　Daughter: "Your chick looks really nice ah ......"

　　5歲的女兒讓老爸幫她做某事。

　　老爸：“爸爸很累啦，你誇我兩句吧，你誇我兩句我就又有勁了。”

　　女兒：“老鄭!”

　　老爸：“哎!”

　　女兒：“你家妞妞長得可真漂亮啊……”

　　爆笑英語笑話加翻譯：Traffic lights are so pretty

　　交通燈真美

　　In the side of the bank, there is a crossroads, is the only way that I go home every day.

　　One evening, I drove the car home with the three-year-old daughter, came to theembankment***路堤***, from afar, I saw a few traffic lights are out, the crossroads were in bad ...

　　Each traffic light red, yellow, green light, all the bright backdrop in a sunset, is truly beautiful. I quickly called my daughter to enjoy this rare beauty: "Honey, see, is it not very pretty in front of all the traffic lights lamp light?"

　　Daughter look and said: "Wow! Is nice! Who are they repaired them?"

　　在堤岸邊有個十字路口，是我每天回家的必經之路。

　　一天黃昏，我開車車載著三歲的女兒回家，來到堤岸，從遠處看去，只見十字路口的幾隻紅綠燈都出了故障……

　　每隻紅綠燈的紅﹑黃﹑綠燈都全部亮起，在晚霞襯托下，煞是好看。我趕緊叫我的女兒欣賞這難得一見的美景：“女兒你看，前面所有紅綠燈的每盞燈都亮了，是不是很漂亮?”

　　女兒看後說道：“哇!好漂亮啊!是誰把他們修好的?”

　　爆笑英語笑話加翻譯：It's Always Me

　　總是我

　　A father said to his sons: "Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?" The oldest son replied: "Father, I'll eat it all!" The father then said: "Tomorrow I'm going to butcher a pig. Who is going to eat it?" The same son answered: "Father, I'll eat it all!" The father added: "Tomorrow, we are going to plough the field. Who is going to plough?" The oldest son answered again: "It's always me, always me. Now it's someone else's turn to volunteer!"

　　一位父親對他的兒子們說：“你們的媽媽明天要烙一張餡餅，誰要吃呢?” 大兒子說：“爸爸，我要把它都吃了。” 父親接著說：“明天我要殺一口豬，誰要吃呢?” 又是大兒子說：“爸爸，我要把它都吃了。” 父親又說：“明天我們要耕地，誰想耕地呢?” 大兒子再次回答道：“總是我，總是我，這次還是讓其他人來吧。”

　　爆笑英語笑話加翻譯：The Advantage of Alcohol

　　酒的好處

　　In order to prove the harmful effect of alcohol,the teacher put a bug into a glass filled with alcohol, soon the bug died.

　　The teacher asked a student, "What does this show?"

　　The student answered, "It shows that people won't get parasites if they drink more alcohol."

　　為了證明酒精對生物的危害，老師把一隻蟲子放入裝有酒精的杯子裡，蟲子很快就死了。

　　老師問一個學生：“這說明了什麼?”

　　學生答道：“說明人多喝酒，就不會長蟲子。”

　　爆笑英語笑話加翻譯：Why aren't you listening

　　為什麼不認真聽課

　　Teacher: Jack, why aren't you listening?

　　Jack: But, teacher, I'm listening.

　　Teacher: If you were listening, tell me what I said just now.

　　Jack: You said, "Jack, why aren't you listening?"

　　老師：傑克，你為什麼不認真聽課?

　　傑克：老師，我正在聽課呀!

　　老師：如果你剛才在聽課，那告訴我剛才我說的什麼。

　　傑克：您說的是：“傑克，你為什麼不認真聽課?”