小學簡單英語笑話帶翻譯精選

　　說句喪氣的話，青春啊，有的時候真像個冷笑話，要事隔多年才知道，當時的笑點在哪兒。本文是小學簡單英語笑話帶翻譯，希望對大家有幫助!

　　小學簡單英語笑話帶翻譯：The Big Baby

　　"You'll have to take care of the baby today," a woman told her husband . " I'm not feeling well."

　　"Then you must stay in bed and rest, dear. " her husband said. "I'll be pleased to look afterour baby. "

　　"Thank you. I'll have a quiet day and I'll soon get better. " his wife told him.

　　"Shall I do the shopping for you as well?" her husband asked.

　　She was very pleased and said, "That will help me very much. I'll give you a list of things tobuy. "

　　She wrote out the list and gave it to him.

　　"You can get all these things at the supermarket," she said.

　　"You can put the baby in the shopping cart, then you won't have to leave him outside."

　　The man took the baby to the supermarket and put him in the shopping cart. Then hepushed the shopping cart along the rows of things to buy and looked for those that were onhis list.

　　At first all was well, but then the baby began to cry.

　　Then he started to scream.

　　And scream!

　　And SCREAM!

　　"Keep calm ,George, " the man said. "Don't get excited. Don't shout, George. Don't loseyour temper, George.

　　A woman in the supermarket heard him saying these things. She walked up to him.

　　"I think you are wonderful," she said. "You are so patient with your little George. "

　　"Madam, " the man said, "I'm George. He's Edward.

　　大嬰兒

　　“今天你得照看孩子，”女人對丈夫說，“我身體不舒服。”

　　“親愛的，那你呆在床上休息，”丈夫說，“我很高興照顧我們的孩子。”

　　“謝謝。今天我將清靜一下了，我很快就會好點的。”

　　“我為你去買東西，好嗎?”

　　她很高興地說：“這幫我很大忙呢。我給你列個要買的東西的單子。”

　　她列好單子，遞給他。

　　“在超級市場你能買到這些東西，”她說。

　　“你把孩子放在購物手推車裡，就不用把孩子留在外面了。”

　　男人帶著孩子到超市，把他放在推車裡。然後推著車子沿著貨架走，尋找單子列出的東西。

　　開始一切都進行得很順利，接著孩子開始哭起來。

　　然後孩子開始尖聲喊叫。

　　尖叫。

　　又尖叫。

　　“保持鎮靜，喬治，”男人說，“不要衝動。不要喊叫，喬治。不要發脾氣，喬治。”

　　一個女人在超市聽到他說的這些話。她走到他跟前。

　　“我覺得你真不錯，“她說，”你對你的小喬治真有耐心。”

　　“夫人，”男人說，“我是喬治，他是愛德華。”

　　小學簡單英語笑話帶翻譯：My Roommate

　　My roommate was interested in a young man in her English-literature class, but she was tooshy to let him know. One day she overheard him say he was on his way to the library for acertain book. She rushed to the library, found the book and stuck in it a letter from hermother.

　　"Why would he want to read a letter from your mother?" I asked.

　　"He wouldn't, but if he's any kind of gentleman, he'll return it to me " Her dorm and roomnumbers were on the envelope, of course.

　　The next day he appeared with the letter and asked my roommate out on a date. "Couldn'tfail," she later told me. "The book was Great Expectations.

　　我的室友

　　我的室友對她英國文學課上的一個年輕人有意思，但又不好意思讓他知道。一天，她聽到他和別人說要去圖書館借某本書。她衝到圖書館，找到那本書，夾進去她媽媽來的一封信。

　　“他為什麼會要讀你媽媽來的信呢?”我問。

　　“他不會讀的。但如果他還算是個紳士的話，他會把信還給我的。”當然啦，她的宿舍及房間號碼就在信封上。

　　第二天，他拿著那封信出現了，並約我室友出去。“錯不了的，”她後來對我說，“那本書的書名是《遠大前程》。”

　　小學簡單英語笑話帶翻譯：Looking for a companion

　　A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate: ' I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports and enjoys group activities. "

　　Back came the answer: "Marry a penguin. "

　　尋找伴侶

　　一個單身漢要電腦為他找個完美的伴侶：“我要找一個嬌小可愛的、喜愛水上運動又喜歡群體活動的伴侶。”

　　回答是：“娶一隻企鵝吧。”