有關英語笑話短文欣賞

　　現在一般的翻譯家，每每一知半解的，甚至連原文都不徹底明白即前後不接的去譯書，弄得錯誤層出不窮，鬧出許多笑話。本文是有關英語笑話短文，希望對大家有幫助!

　　有關英語笑話短文：四減四等於幾

　　How much is four minus four 

　　One day, the teacher inquired Peter: "How much is four minus four?" Peter was tongue-tired. The teacher got angry and said: "What a fool! You see, if I put four coins in your pocket, but there is a hole in your pocket and all of them leak out, now what is left in your pocket?" "The hole," replied Peter.

　　一天，老師問彼得：“4減4等於幾?”彼得張口結舌答不上來。老師生氣地說：“真笨!你想，我要是往你口袋裡放四個硬幣，而你的口袋上有個窟窿，硬幣全漏掉了，那麼，你衣袋裡還剩下什麼?”“窟窿。”彼得答道。

　　有關英語笑話短文：聰明的學生

　　Smart Student 

　　Teacher: Name some of Thomas Edison's contributions to science.

　　Students: If it weren't for Edison, we'd all be watching television by candle light.

　　老師：列舉一些托馬斯 愛迪生對科學的貢獻。

　　學生：如果沒有愛迪生的話，我們就只能點著蠟燭看電視了。

　　有關英語笑話短文：Wear Socks 穿襪子

　　Mum: Look at your socks. One is short, the other is long. You must have put on the wrong ones.

　　Xiaodong: I am not wrong. I look at there others socks. One is short and the other is long, too.

　　媽媽：小東，看你的襪子一隻長，一隻短，你肯定穿錯了。

　　小東：沒錯啊!我剛才看過剩下的兩隻也是一隻長，一隻短。

　　有關英語笑話短文：Hand off 請勿觸控

　　At the art museum the sign "Hand off" was displayed before the statue of Venus. It was very easy to notice.

　　A small child looked from the sign to the statue and said disinterestedly, "Anybody can see that her hand has fallen off."

　　在藝術博物館裡，擺著維納斯雕像前的指示牌“請勿觸控”非常顯眼，很容易看到。

　　有個幼兒看看指示牌，又看看雕像，然後很淡漠地說：“誰都看到她是掉了一隻手嘛!”

　　有關英語笑話短文：熱脹冷縮

　　Expand and contract 

　　Teacher: We all know that heat causes an object to expand and cold causes it tocontract. Now, can anyone give me a good example?

　　John: Well, in the summer the days are long, and in the winter the days are short.

　　老師：我們都知道熱脹冷縮的道理。現在，誰給我舉個例子?

　　約翰：嗯，在夏天天都長，在冬天天都短。