短篇有寓意的英語笑話閱讀

　　有些學識淺薄的青年,寫文章常常會弄出別風淮雨的笑話。小編分享短篇有寓意的英語笑話，希望可以幫助大家!

　　短篇有寓意的英語笑話：Buccaneers

　　Once when Mary was young, her school had a halloween party for them.

　　Mary decided to go as a pirate. After she had donned her costume, she went into the family room to show her family.

　　They were impressed. Mom said, "You look terrific, Mary, you have your sabre, and a parrot on your shoulder,and look you even have a neat sack to carry your booty, but where are your buccaneers?"

　　Mary says, "My buccaneers are under my buccanhat!"

　　短篇有寓意的英語笑話：Go Slow 慢行

　　Little Peter is a boy of nine. He began to go to school the year before last and now he's in Grade Three. He lives not far form the school, but he's often late for class. He likes watching TV in the evening and goes to bed late, so he can't get up early in the morning.

　　This term Mrs Black, Peter's aunt works in Peter's school. She teaches Grade Three English, She is strict with Peter and often tells the boy to obey the school rules and come to school in time. Yesterday morning Peter got up late. When he got to school. It was ten past eight. His aunt was waiting for him at the school gate.

　　"You're ten minutes late for the first class, Peter," Mrs Black said angrily. "Why are you often late for class?''

　　"Every time when I get to the street corner, I see a guidepost. It says, 'SCHOOL--GO SLOW'!"

　　小彼得9歲了。他前年開始上學，現在上三年級。他住的地方離學校不遠，但他經常上課遲到。他喜歡晚上看電視，睡得很晚，所以早上起不早。

　　這學期布萊克夫人，也就是彼得的姑姑，調到彼得的學校工作。她教三年級英語。她對彼得要求嚴格，經常告訴他要遵守校規、按時到校。昨天彼得又起晚了。當他到達學校時。已經8點10分了。他姑姑正在校門口等他。

　　“彼得，第一節課你遲到了10分鐘，”布萊克夫人生氣地說，“為什麼你經常遲到?”

　　“每次我走到大街拐角處，就看到那個路標，上面寫道：‘前方有學校，請慢行!’

　　短篇有寓意的英語笑話：How much is four minus four

　　四減四等於幾

　　One day, the teacher inquired Peter: "How much is four minus four?" Peter was tongue-tired. The teacher got angry and said: "What a fool! You see, if I put four coins in your pocket, but there is a hole in your pocket and all of them leak out, now what is left in your pocket?" "The hole," replied Peter.

　　一天，老師問彼得：“4減4等於幾?”彼得張口結舌答不上來。老師生氣地說：“真笨!你想，我要是往你口袋裡放四個硬幣，而你的口袋上有個窟窿，硬幣全漏掉了，那麼，你衣袋裡還剩下什麼?”“窟窿。”彼得答道。

　　短篇有寓意的英語笑話：Smart Student 聰明的學生

　　Teacher: Name some of Thomas Edison's contributions to science.

　　Students: If it weren't for Edison, we'd all be watching television by candle light.

　　老師：列舉一些托馬斯 愛迪生對科學的貢獻。

　　學生：如果沒有愛迪生的話，我們就只能點著蠟燭看電視了。

　　短篇有寓意的英語笑話：Wear Socks 穿襪子

　　Mum: Look at your socks. One is short, the other is long. You must have put on the wrong ones.

　　Xiaodong: I am not wrong. I look at there others socks. One is short and the other is long, too.

　　媽媽：小東，看你的襪子一隻長，一隻短，你肯定穿錯了。

　　小東：沒錯啊!我剛才看過剩下的兩隻也是一隻長，一隻短。