短一些的英語笑話故事帶翻譯

　　英語笑話不僅是我們生活中不可缺少的，而且也是我們工作學習之餘緩解壓力、舒緩情緒的重要渠道。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　：Clever Thieves

　　Police: When can it be that the thieves broke into your house?

　　Owner: How could I know as my watch was stolen?

　　聰明的小偷

　　警察：你估計小偷是什麼時候進入你家的?

　　失主：我的手錶都被偷走了，我怎麼知道是什麼時候?

　　：Mushroom and Toadstool

　　Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool?

　　Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.

　　蘑菇與毒蕈

　　年少的童子軍：我怎樣才能把蘑菇和毒蕈區別開呢?

　　年長的童子軍：上床前吃一個。如果你第二天早上醒來，那就是蘑菇。

　　：Birthday

　　Professor: When is your birthday?

　　Kid: May 30.

　　Professor: Which year?

　　Kid: Every year.

　　生日

　　教授：你的生日是什麼時候?

　　孩子：5月30日。

　　教授：哪一年?

　　孩子：每年都是。

　　：Fishing

　　Larry and Harry drove 500 miles to go fishing. They paid a huge sum to rent a cabin, a similar about to rent a boat. They fished for three days and caught only one fish between them.

　　On the way home, Harry fiddled with a calculator while Larry drove. After an hour, Harry said, "Do you realize that this one fish we caught cost us almost $2,000?"

　　"Wow!" Larry said, "It's a good thing we didn't catch any more."

　　釣魚

　　拉里和哈里驅車500英里去釣魚。兩人花了一大筆錢租了一間小屋，又花了差不多同樣的錢租了一條船。兩人釣了三天，只釣到一條魚。

　　在回家的路上，拉里開車，哈里撥弄著計算器。一小時後，哈里說：“你可知道我們釣的這條魚幾乎用掉我們2000美元?”

　　“哇!”拉里應答：“幸虧我們沒有多釣到魚。”

　　：Letter of Recommendation

　　When Peters learned that he was being fired, he went to see the head of human resources. "Since I've been with the firm for so long," he said, "I think I deserve at least a letter of recommendation."

　　The human resources director agreed and said he'd have the letter the next day. The following morning, Peters found a letter on his desk. It read, "Jonathan Peters worked for our company for 11 years. When

　　he left us, we were very satisfied."

　　推薦信

　　彼得斯聽說自己被解僱了，便去見人力資源部的頭頭。“既然我在公司幹了這麼久，”他說，“我想至少該給我一封推薦信。”

　　人力資源部主任同意了，並說他第二天就可拿到該信。第二天早上，彼得斯在他的桌子上看　 一封信，上面寫道：“喬納森?彼得斯在我們公司幹了11年。當他離去的時候，我們很滿意。”