六年級英語笑話帶翻譯

　　冷笑話是近幾年新興的一種語言現象,它輕鬆詼諧、別具一格,給我們緊張的生活增添了幾分輕鬆的情趣,它一出現便受到了大多數人的喜愛。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　：富有的鄰居

　　Peter: Our neighborhood was quite rich

　　Peter：我們的鄰居非常富有

　　Thor: How rich was?

　　Thor：怎麼富有了

　　Peter: The miniature golf course had caddies

　　Peter：他最小的一個高爾夫球場都有球童的啊~

　　：在職者

　　A:Who said “You can fool some of the people all the time”?

　　A:誰說的你能無時無刻的戲弄別人?

　　A: Johnny…

　　A:Johnny

　　B: Some incumbent

　　B:一些在職者。

　　：必殺球

　　A:How ‘bout we try my new “snuff ball” pitch?

　　A:試試我新的必殺球怎麼樣?

　　B: What’s that?

　　B:怎麼做的?

　　A: First, I remove “a pinch” from between my cheek and my gums…

　　A:首先，先把球放在我的臉頰和牙齒中間······ ······

　　B: That’s enough, I don’t wanna hear the rest

　　B:夠了，餓哦不想聽後面的了。

　　：浪漫之旅

　　A: Hey, good looking, wanna go on a romatic cruise?

　　A:親愛的，想不想來一場浪漫之旅

　　B: Who would book us on a cruise?

　　B:誰能幫我們預定這次巡航呢?

　　A: The U.S.S. ark

　　A:u.s.s方舟

　　：怕老婆的老公

　　A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself.

　　有一位怕老婆的老公接受心理治療師的建議要堅持自己的主見。

　　"You don't have to let your wife bully you,"he said."Go home and show her you are the boss ."

　　他說：“你不必讓你的老婆像惡霸一樣欺侮你。回家去讓她知道你才是老大。”

　　The husband decided to take the doctor's asvice.He went home,slammed the door,shook hisfirst in his wife's face,and growled,"

　　這位老公決定接受醫生的勸告。他回到家，用力啪答一聲關上門，在他老婆的面前：揮舞著拳頭，並且大聲咆哮說：

　　From now on you are talking orders from me.

　　“從現在起，你得乖乖聽我的命令。

　　I want my supper right now,and when you get it on the table ,go upstairs and lay out myclothes.

　　我現在就要吃晚餐，當你把它弄好放在餐桌上的時候，到樓上去把我的衣服擺放好。

　　Tonight I am going out with my friends.

　　今天晚上我要和我的。朋友外出，

　　You are going to stay at home where you belong.

　　你給我乖乖待在家裡不許亂跑。

　　Another thing,you know who is going to tie bow tie?"

　　另外還有一件事情，你知道誰要替我打蝴蝶結領結嗎?”

　　I certainlydo,"screamed the wife."The Undertaker."

　　老婆尖叫著說:“我當然知道。是收屍的人。”