簡短經典英語笑話大全

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　　簡短經典英語笑話：Saving Grace

　　Vacationing in Hawaii, my husband and I went out to dinner one night at one of its finest restaurants - When presented with the check, my husband reached into his pocket for his wallet, but somehow lost his balance and fell over. As the people at the next table looked on in astonishment 'he said, "The food was delicious-but wait till you get your bill!"

　　簡短經典英語笑話：A Woman Who Fell

　　It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the smooth marble floor and slid onto her back. Her momentum carried her close to my shoes. Before I could help her, however, she had scrambled up. Gaining her composure, she winked at me and said, "Do you always have beautiful women failing at your feet?"

　　摔倒的女人

　　上下班高峰期，我匆匆奔向紐約豪華中心站去趕一趟火車。接近門口，一位肥胖的中年婦女從後面衝過來，沒想到在平滑的大理石地面上失了腳，仰面滑倒了。她的慣性使她接近了我的腳。我正準備扶她，她卻自己爬了起來。她鎮定了一下，對我擠了一下眉，說道：“總是有漂亮女人拜倒在你腳下嗎?”

　　簡短經典英語笑話：My water Thinks So

　　Reading water meters in an unfamiliar part of town, I came upon a house with no number. Then I noticed an elderly man gardening at the first house on that block.

　　"Excuse me," I said to him. "Are you Number One?"

　　He smiled and replied, "My wife thinks so!"

　　我老婆這樣認為

　　在城區陌生地段查讀水錶時，我發現一處房子沒有門牌號。接著，我看到這個街區的第一幢房子前有一位老人在養花。

　　“打擾，”我對他說，“您是第一***號***嗎?”

　　他笑了，回答說：“我老伴是這樣認為的。”

　　簡短經典英語笑話：A Plumber

　　My daughter Judy, who works for a plumbing company, found herself in need of a plumber at home. When she got to work, she asked that a plumber be sent. For several days her request was ignored.

　　In desperation, as she departed one afternoon she left her boss this note - "I will come to work in the morning as soon as a plumber gets to my house. " One arrived shortly before 7 a. m.

　　管道修理工

　　我女兒朱迪在一家管道公司工作。一日，她發現自己家裡需要一個管道修理工。於是，去上班時，她要求派一個管修工到她家裡。但一連幾天，她的要求都沒有得到迴應。

　　出於無奈，一天下午下班時，她給老闆留下這樣一張字條：“明早管修工一到我家，我即刻來上班。”第二天早晨還不到七點鐘就來了一位管修工。

　　簡短經典英語笑話：A Tough Teacher

　　A school teacher friend of mine injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. On his first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he was assigned to teach the most undisciplined class. Stepping confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible. Just then, a strong breeze made his tie flap. Trying to fix the tie , he took a blackboard eraser and hammered a large tack through his tie into his chest.

　　He had no trouble with discipline that term.

　　強悍的教師

　　我有一位作教師的朋友弄傷了他的背，因此上身不得不穿石膏罩。開學的第一天，他的身上還穿著石膏罩。他被分派教最不守紀律的班級。他很自信地步入亂哄哄的教室，把窗子儘可能大地開啟。就在這時，一陣強風把他的領帶吹得飄起來。為了固定領帶，他拿起黑板擦，把一個大頭釘透過領帶砸入他的胸膛。

　　那學期在他的課上，沒有不守紀律的。