關於經典英語笑話小短文

　　笑話是內容豐富並具有出乎意料結尾的幽默口頭故事。笑話幾乎涵蓋人們生活的所有領域,其中包括政治笑話、經濟笑話、家庭生活笑話、關於民族性格的笑話等。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　：Wedding Vows

　　My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage. He told me that he knew as early as their wedding what marriage to my Mom would be like. The minister asked my Mom, "Do you take this man to be your husband." And she said, "I do." Then the minister asked my Dad, "Do you take this woman to be your wife," and my Mom said, "He does."

　　：Comments At Your Funeral

　　Three friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy says,"I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man." The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow." The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say ... Look, He's Moving!

　　： Pool Balls

　　"My stomach has been bothering me, Doctor," complained the patient.

　　"What have you been eating?" asked the doctor.

　　"That's easy. I only eat pool balls."

　　"Pool balls?!" said the astonished doctor. "Maybe that's the trouble.

　　What kind do you eat?"

　　"All kinds," replied the man, "Red ones for breakfast, yellow and orange ones for lunch, blue ones for afternoon snacks, and purple and black for dinner."

　　"I see the problem," said the doctor. "You haven't been getting any greens....!"

　　：The Blonde Kidnapper

　　Then there was the blonde who was desperate for cash. All her bills were due and she was out of checks. So she decided to kidnap a child, and use the ransom money to pay off her debts. To the park she goes. Watching the children play, until she picks out her victim. She grabs the little boy from the swings, and writes a note:

　　"If you want your little boy leave $10,000 in a brown paper bag near the old oak tree tomorrow afternoon. Signed - The Blonde."

　　She tapes the note to the little boy and tells him to go straight home.

　　The next day, she goes back to the park, and sure enough, there is a brownpaper bag under the old oak tree. She opens the bag and finds $10,000 and a note:

　　"I can't believe one blonde could do this to another!"

　　：American Hotel

　　An amish family was spending a night at an American Hotel. They were very surprised with all of the things they saw. One thing that really caught their attention was the silver walls that opened and closed. They decided to watch and see what happened.

　　A lady in a wheelchair rolls up to the silver walls, and presses the button. The silver walls open, she rolls in, doors go closed, then they watch the numbers light up to the highest, then down. The doors open and a pretty young woman walks out.

　　The boy looks at his father and the father looks at his boy. Then the father quietly whisperedto the boy, "Go get your mother!"