英語小笑話大全

　　笑話,是供人們消遣或交際的一種創造性的語言形式,其主要功能是調侃、娛樂或諷刺。它是人們生活中不可或缺的組成部分,與社會密切相關。小編整理了爆笑英語小笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　爆笑英語小笑話篇一

　　at a pre-med university in st. louis, we had to take a difficult class in physics. one day the professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. a student rudely interrupted to ask why do we have to learn this stuff?

　　在聖路易斯的一所醫學院預科大學，學生必須修一門很難的物理課。一天，教授正在探討一個特別複雜的概念，一個學生粗魯地打斷他的話，問道：為什麼我們一定要學這種東西?

　　to save lives. the professor responded quickly and continued the lecture. a few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. so how does physics save lives? he persisted. it usually keeps the idiots like you out of medical school, replied the professor.

　　為了救人。教授很快回答，繼續講課。幾分鐘後，那個學生再次大聲堅持：那麼物理怎麼救人呢?教授回答：它通常可以把你這種笨蛋趕出醫學院。

　　爆笑英語小笑話篇二

　　a rich sardarji needed blood for his heart surgery. he got it from a poor short bania. sardarji gave him 5 million dollars.

　　富有的薩達爾需要血液來完成他的心臟手術，他從貧窮的巴尼亞那裡得到了血液。薩達爾給了他5000000美元作為報酬。

　　once again the sardar needed blood for surgery. bania was more than happy to donated blood again. this time, sardar just gave him a chocolate. bania asked the reason.

　　當薩達爾再次需要手術的時候，巴尼亞更是願意捐獻血液。這個時候，薩達只是給了他一個巧克力。巴尼亞問原因。

　　sardar: now i also have bania blood in my body.

　　薩達爾：我身體現在也有巴尼亞的血液了。

　　爆笑英語小笑話篇三

　　professor: before we begin the examination are there any question?

　　教授：在開始考試之前，還有什麼問題嗎?

　　student: what's the name of this course?

　　學生：考試科目的名稱是什麼?

　　爆笑英語小笑話篇四

　　Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor***走廊*** of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did as he was asked. The Englishman re-entered his room, but a few minutes later he came into the corridor again and once more asked the servant for a glass of water. The servant brought him another glass of water. Every few minutes the Englishmen would come out of his room and repeat his request. After a half-hour the astonished servant decided to ask the Englishman what he was doing with the water. Nothing, the Englishman answered imperturbably***平靜地*** , It’s simply that my room is on fire.

　　一天晚上，一個英國人從他住的旅店房間裡走出來。來到走廊上，叫旅店的服務員給他拿一杯水來。服務員按他的要求做了。英國人回到了他的房間裡，幾分鐘後他又來到走廊上，讓服務員再給他送一杯水。服務員又給他送了一杯水。每隔幾分鐘。英國人就走出房間重複他的要求。 半小時之後.這位感到驚訝的服務員決定問問房客要這些水乾什麼，英國人不謊不忙地回答：沒什麼.只不過是我的房間裡起火了。