英語笑話帶翻譯短一些

　　民間笑話故事像神話小說等民間文學一樣，是廣大勞動人民在長期的生產勞動和與自然界作鬥爭的過程中，以口頭形式創作和傳承的文學體裁。小編整理了短一些的英語笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!

　　短一些的英語笑話帶翻譯篇一

　　愚蠢的問題

　　Stupid Question

　　Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, "What's the time, please?"

　　丹在一個大城市的某個俱樂部當守門人。每天都有數千人經過他的門口，而且許多人都會停下來問他:“請問現在幾點?”

　　After a few months, Dan said to himself, "I'm not going to answer all those stupid people any more. I'm going to buy a big clock and put it upon the wall here." Then he did so.

　　幾個月後，丹想:“我不想再回答這些蠢人提出的問題了，我要去買一隻大鐘，把它掛在這兒的牆上。”於是他買了一隻鍾，把它掛在了牆上。

　　“Now people aren't going to stop and ask me the time," he thought happily.

　　“現在人們總不會再停下來問我時間了。”他高興地想。

　　But after that, a lot of people stopped, looked at the clock and then asked Dan, "Is that clock right?”

　　可是打那以後，每天仍有許多人停下來，看看鐘，然後問丹:“這鐘準嗎?”

　　短一些的英語笑話帶翻譯篇二

　　Clever Bobby

　　聰明的博比

　　Brown was very proud of his young son. Once he was talking to a visitor, telling the man how clever his son was.

　　布朗非常欣賞他的小兒子。一次他和一位客人聊他的兒子有多聰明。 布朗說：“他只有兩歲，就認識所有的動物了。他長大一定會是一個出色的自然學家。來，我讓你看看。”

　　"The boy is only two years old," he said, "and knows all animals. He's going to be a great naturalist. Here, let me show you."

　　布朗說：“他只有兩歲，就認識所有的動物了。他長大一定會是一個出色的自然學家。來，我讓你看看。”

　　He took a book of natural history from the bookshelf, placed Bobby on his knee, opened the book and showed him a picture of a giraffe***長頸鹿***.

　　他從書架上拿下一本自然書，把博比抱到膝上，開啟書。指著一張長頸鹿的畫片。

　　"What's that, Bobby?"

　　“博比，這是什麼?”

　　"Horsey," said Bobby. Next of a tiger was shown, and Bobby said, "Pussy." Then Brown showed Bobby a picture of lion, and Bobby said, "Doggy." And when a picture of a chimpanzee was shown, Bobby said, "Daddy!"

　　“馬馬，”博比回答。 他又指了一張老虎的畫片，博比回答說：“貓咪。” 然後布朗又指了一張獅子的畫片，博比說：“狗狗。” 他又指了一張黑猩猩的畫片，博比說：“爸爸!”

　　短一些的英語笑話帶翻譯篇三

　　A Smart Parrot 聰明的鸚鵡

　　A curious guy goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. There he sees a parrot with a red string tied to its left leg and a green string tied to it's right leg. He asks the owner the significance of the strings1. "Well, this is a highly trained parrot. If you pull the red string he speaks French; if you pull the green string he speaks German," replies the shop keeper.

　　有個人去寵物店買鸚鵡。在那裡，他看見有隻鸚鵡的左腿被紅線繫住，右腿則被綠線繫住。對此他感到不解，於是他問該店的老闆，老闆回答說：“這隻鸚鵡受過特殊的訓練。如果拉紅線，它就講法語，拉綠線，它則講德語。”

　　"And what happens if I pull both the strings?" our curious shopper inquires.

　　這個好奇的人接著問，“要是我兩條線都拉，會怎麼樣呢?”

　　"I fall off my perch2 you fool!!" screeches3 the parrot.

　　“我就會掉下來了，你這個傻瓜!!”鸚鵡尖叫著說。