中長篇英語笑話故事欣賞
幾乎所有笑話都包含兩個組成:第一是笑話開頭***例如:有一天,麵包與肉包發生爭執...***,第二是笑點 ,是一個意想不到,或是與現實完全相反的情節或關鍵,也是一個笑話最重要的部分。小編整理了中長篇英語笑話故事,歡迎閱讀!
中長篇英語笑話故事:Caring With Hair
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asks about his bill and the barber replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week." The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a 'Thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open up there are a 'Thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week." The professor is very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a 'Thank you' card and a dozen different books, such as "How to Improve Your Business" and "Becoming More Successful."
Then, a Congressman comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week." The Congressman is very happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning, the barber goes to open up, and there...waiting at his door...
...are a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
中長篇英語笑話故事:Interview at the Firm
There was a job opening in the country's most prestigious law firm and it finally comes down to Robert and Paul.
Both graduated magna cum laude from law school. Both come from good families. Both are equally attractive and well spoken. It's up to the senior partner to choose one, so he takes each candidate aside and asks, "Why did you become a lawyer?
Only seconds after talking to them both, he chooses Paul.
Baffled, Robert takes Paul aside after the interview. "I don't understand why I was rejected. When Mr. Armstrong asked me why I became a lawyer, I said that I had the greatest respect for the law, that I'd lay down my life for the Constitution and that all I wanted was to do right by my clients. What in the world did you tell him?"
"I said I became a lawyer because of my hands," Paul replies.
"Your hands? What do you mean?"
"Well, I took a look one day and there wasn't any money in either of them!"
中長篇英語笑話故事:Don't Mess with
Defense Attorney: "Would you please state your age to the court for the record."
Little Old Lady: "I am 86 years old."
Defense Attorney: "Will you tell us in your own words, what happened to you on the night in question."
Little Old Lady: "There I was sitting on my porch swing on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up the porch stairs and sits down beside me."
Defense Attorney: "Did you know him?"
Little Old Lady: "No, but he sure was friendly."
Defense Attorney: "Then what happened after he sat down beside you?"
Little Old Lady: "Well, he started to rub my thighs."
Defense Attorney: "Did you stop him?"
Little Old Lady: "No, I didn't."
Defense Lawyer: "Why not?"
Little Old Lady: "It felt good. Nobody has done that since my Dan passed away 30 years ago."
Defense Attorney: "Then what happened?"
Little Old Lady: "He started to rub my breasts."
Defense Attorney: "Did you stop him then?"
Little Old Lady: "No"
Defense Attorney: "Why not?"
Little Old Lady: "Well your honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I hadn't felt that good in years."
Defense Attorney: "What happened next?"
Little Old Lady: "Well, I started to feel so spicy that I said to him, "Take me young man".
Defense Attorney: "And did he take you?"
Little Old Lady: "No. That's when he yelled April Fool!.. And that's when I shot him."
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