有關搞笑的英語笑話短文

　　日常生活中，語言是人們相互交流的基本工具，因此，很大一部分幽默效果都反映在語言層面上，笑話是幽默的語言表達。本文是，希望對大家有幫助!

　　：Stuck In The Hotel

　　An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

　　The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the newstewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up to ask what happened to her.

　　She answered the phone, crying, and said, "I can't get out of the room!"

　　"You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked. "Why not?"

　　She replied, "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

　　：Final Words

　　Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.

　　Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

　　Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.

　　The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

　　The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.

　　By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ."

　　The blonde shouts, "fire!!"

　　：Speeding Blonde

　　One day this cop pulls over a blonde for speeding. The cop gets out of his car and asks the blonde for her license.

　　''You cops should get it together. One day you take away my license and the next day you ask me to show it.''

　　：Best Kept Secret

　　At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. 'No woman,' said one man, scornfully, 'can keep a secret.'

　　'I don't know about that,' answered a blonde woman guest. 'I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one.'

　　'You'll let it out some day,' the man insisted.

　　'I hardly think so!' responded the blonde lady. 'When a woman has kept a secret for twenty-seven years, she can keep it forever.'

　　：Blondes At The Lake

　　Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.