關於最搞笑的簡單英語笑話

　　笑話一般比較短小,喜劇性很強,普遍存在於人們的日常生活中。笑話的娛樂作用可以減輕人的心理壓力,促進身體健康。小編分享，希望可以幫助大家!

　　：Blonde in the Dr.'s office

　　A brunette woman goes into the dr.'s office.

　　She tells the Dr. : "It hurts all over my body."

　　He says: "point to where it hurts".

　　She points to her shoulder and yells "OUCH!". She then points to her hip and yells "OUCH!". Finally she points to her knee and screams in pain "OUCH!!!".

　　The Dr. asks her "Are you a true blonde and dyed your hair brown?"

　　She says: "yes, how did you know"?

　　He answers: "YOU HAVE A BROKEN FINGER!!!".

　　：Death in the family

　　One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away. The neighbormade her some coffee and calmed her down a little and then left. The next day the neighbor went back over to the house and found the blonde crying again. She asked her why she was crying this time.

　　''I just got off of the phone with my sister, her mother died too!''

　　：The Blondes Pigs

　　One day two blondes each bought a pig. The problem they were having was telling the two pigs apart.

　　So, the first blonde had an idea: She said, "I'll cut my pig's tail off, then we will know the difference." So she cut her pig's tail off.

　　That night the pigs got in a fight and one pig bit the other pig's tail off. The next morning the blonde had a solution, she said,"I'll just cut my pig's right back leg off." So, she did.

　　That night same thing; the pigs got in a fight and one pig bit the other pig's right back leg off. The next morning the blondes were real upset and finally decided to cut the back left leg from the pig, so she did.

　　That night the pigs got in a fight and one pig bit the other pig's back left leg off. The next morning the blondes were really upset and didn't know how they were going to tell their pigs apart. So, one of them stated, "I will cut my pig's right front leg off. Then we can tell our pigs apart." So, she did.

　　That night the pigs got in a fight and one pig bit the other pig's right front leg off. The blondes were really upset and decided the only logical explanation would be to cut the remaining leg off one pig. So, they did.

　　That night the pigs got in a fight and one pig bit the other pig's only leg off. The next morning when the blondes awoke they were devastated. Finally, the other blonde spoke up and said, "How about you take the white one and I'll take the black one."

　　：Bad Blonde Day

　　Q:how can you tell if a blonde is having a bad day?

　　A:her tampon is on her ear and she cant find her pen!

　　：Airport Left

　　I know a blond so stupid I asked her to take me to the airport she looked up at the billboardit said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.