幽默兒童英語故事帶翻譯

　　故事教學法是指在教學過程中,通過故事教學來完成教學和達到教學目標的一種教學方法,具有一定的現實性與可行性。本文是，希望對大家有幫助!

　　：It’s Good to Admit a Fault

　　John is not a “good” student. He always sleeps in the class. Today he sleeps again.

　　“John!” Teacher says angrily.

　　“What? What’s wrong?” John is awaken.

　　“Why do you make a face? It’s classroom. Look! Everyone is laughing.” Teacher says.

　　“No one is laughing.” Teacher says.

　　“No, it’s not me. I was not making a face. I was sleeping.” John fells upset.

　　“Um. Not bad. You can admit your fault. You are still a good boy.” Teacher is satisfied with it.

　　認錯

　　約翰並不是個“好”學生。他總是在上課的時候睡覺。今天他又睡著了。

　　“約翰!”老師生氣地喊他。

　　“什麼?出什麼事了?”約翰醒了。

　　“你為什麼要做鬼臉?這是教室!看看!同學們都在笑!”老師生氣地說。

　　“沒有人在笑呀。”其他同學笑聲地嘀咕。

　　“不，不是我。我沒有做鬼臉。剛才我睡著了。”約翰感到不安。

　　“嗯，還不錯。你承認自己的錯誤，還是給好孩子”老師為此感到滿意。

　　：I Don’t Like Her

　　Bob goes to a new school.

　　One day he comes back, “Bob, do you like your new teacher?” his mother asks.

　　“I don’t like her, Mother. Because first she says that three and three is six, and then she says that two and four is six, too.”

　　我不喜歡她

　　鮑勃的去了所新學校。

　　一天， 他回到家，他媽媽問他：“你喜歡你的新老師嗎?”

　　“不，我不喜歡她，媽媽。因為她先說3加3等於6，然後她又說2加4等於6.”

　　：時間對豬有什麼意義?

　　One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living.

　　The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer,“I see that your pig likes apples, but isn”t that quite a waste of time?” The farmer replied,“What's time to a pig?”

　　一天，有一個從城裡來的遊客來到一個小鄉村，在鄉間路上兜風，想看看農莊是什麼樣子，大概也想看看農夫怎樣過日子。

　　這位城裡人看見一位農夫在後院的草地上，手中抱著一頭豬，並舉得高高的，好讓它能吃到樹上的蘋果。城裡人對農夫說，“我看你的豬挺喜歡吃蘋果的，但這不是很浪費時間嗎?” 那位農夫回答說，“時間對豬有什麼意義?”