有助於學習的英語腦筋急轉彎大全

　　腦筋急轉彎是一種人為創作的以問答形式出現的極具娛樂性的思維遊戲和語言遊戲。它能檢驗你的反應是否靈敏迅速,又可以培養你的思維和想像力。下面就是小編給大家帶來的，希望大家喜歡!

　　【一】

　　Questions:

　　1.Can you name the capital of every state in the U. S.inten seconds

　　你能用10秒鐘說出美國所有州的首府嗎

　　2.A motorist ran into a motorcyclist,yet the motorcyclistwas not hurt while the motorist was badly injured.Why

　　一個汽車司機撞上了一個騎摩托車的人,騎摩托車的人安然無恙,汽車司機卻受了重傷.這是怎麼回事

　　3.A police officer had a brother,but the brother had nobrother. How could that be

　　警官有個哥哥,哥哥卻沒有弟弟,為什麼

　　Keys:

　　1.Washington,D.C.

　　是華盛頓.

　　2.The motorist was walking.

　　汽車司機正在走路.

　　3.The police officer was a lady.

　　警官是位女士.

　　Notes:

　　2.motorcyclist/ m+ut+>saik+list/n.

　　騎摩托車的人

　　【二】

　　英語繞口令

　　1、Ken Dodd's dad's dog 's dead.

　　肯多德爸爸的狗死掉了。

　　2、If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts, buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.

　　如果你非常相要好的風箏和精彩的表演，就去買一隻時興的吧。

　　3、Ike ships ice chips in ice chips ships.

　　4、Keenly cleaning copper kettles.

　　敏銳地清潔銅水壺

　　5、Local yokel jokes.

　　鄉下佬笑話

　　【三】

　　英語笑話故事

　　1 Australian Virgin

　　A madam decides to retire & get married. Her main requirement in a husband is that he be avirgin. She meets an Australian whom she is convinced is a virgin & marries him.

　　On their honeymoon she says "I'm going to the bathroom & get ready. You get things ready out here."

　　When she comes out of the bathroom, he has pushed all the furniture out in the hall.

　　"Why did you do that?" she asked.

　　"Well love, I figured if women were anything like kangaroos we'd need all the room we can get"...

　　2 Suspicious Mother

　　Brian invited his mother over for dinner.

　　During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep

　　noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was.

　　Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and

　　Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious.

　　Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Stephanie than met the eye.

　　Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be

　　thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates."

　　About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well, I

　　doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure". So he sat down and wrote:

　　"Dear Mom: I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from

　　the house; I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for

　　dinner. Love, Brian".

　　Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:

　　"Dear Son: I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie; I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains

　　that if Stephanie is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom."

　　【四】

　　Questions:

　　1.Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour

　　自由女神為何矗立在紐約港灣

　　2.Why is Mr. Polite teaching his children foullanguage

　　禮貌先生為何教他孩子髒話

　　3.Why does a cat look first to one side and then to the

　　other side when it enters a room

　　貓進房間時為何先朝一邊看看又朝另一邊看看

　　Keys:

　　1.Because it can't sit down.

　　因為它不能坐下來.

　　2.He's teaching them what not to say.

　　他在教他們什麼話不能說.

　　3.Because it can't see both sides at once.

　　因為它不能同時兩邊看.

　　Notes:

　　1.statue/>st$tju:/ n. 雕像,雕塑

　　liberty/>lib+ti/ n.自由

　　harbour/>